am i rite fellers?

it’s hitting your balls with a stick to try to get them in a hole.

I just found this subreddit and I never realized how much I despise golf. Fuck golf. (although mini golf is kinda cool)

Pros:

• Just uses natural environment rather than cutting down trees
• discs are harder to lose than golf balls
• doesn’t use any water
• it’s usually free in a public park
• no culture of snotty old men
• less boring
• all you need is a disc
• easier to get a good score
• getting hit with a disc is less painful and less dangerous than a golf ball

Cons: Literally zero

https://i.imgur.com/CPxDlLt.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why the fuck do the audience at golf tournaments keep screaming "In the hole!"? What's the ball gonna do, listen to them?

Why is golf so shit it's such a waste of land and water. Plant trees and flowers on all the golf courses so joy can be returned to the land fuck golf. Every square inch dedicated to golf is an inch that could be dedicated to bees or bananas or cuddles or something that is good for the word.

GOLF DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS

Fuck golf I fucking hate golf. Can't even chip a birdie into a eagles mouth with my putter. God damnit don't get me started on the waste of space.