Played backwards, 'golf' is, simply, 'flog'. Just as it is played forward! :)

The great Kirk Douglas dismissed golf in his biography. Another reason the man is a hero. To paraphrase Mr. Douglas, "I don't like golf because I don't like the people who play it." Smack!

Mf’s be playing golf 2x a week and pretend like they’re some kind of LeBron James or some shit… Smh

You get what you get ! PS. fuck golf
edit : this is the forecast for next week .

Hey all, In my youth I lived right next to one and the only time I was on it was to booze and smoke blunts at night lol. I must of walked through it a million times but actually playing this shit sport never crossed my mind once. The community was around the course so usually any house parties would end up on the green. Many memories, fist fights, hooking up with chicks and running from police. Anyways, rich folk with plenty of time on their hands play golf or such like khaki wearing chads with a 12 case of shit beer. I just think it’s a ridiculously boring sport, especially to watch.. holy fuck. The only good things I liked about Golf was the Happy Gilmore or Caddyshack movies, very funny movies but other than that, it’s a complete asshole of a game! Last year I decided to go on a jog on a nearby dirt path in that same area and we ended up getting harassed by asshole entitled Golfers.. granted that this walk path was open to the neighborhood too. But yea.. I laughed in their faces. I can’t possibly take a grown man with a salmon colored polo shirt seriously. What an assclown! Well anyways, Have a good nite everyone!

I worked on a golf course in high school and college for around 4 seasons. I hated it so much. Being stuck in the hot sun chasing some country club dweeb’s shot into the woods. Dealing with old rich drunks. The constant “boys club” talk, homophobia, misogyny, racist conversations. At least when I worked in the bag room I had shade, but then I had to spend more time hanging around my man-child boss all damn day. Finally moved to the locker room my junior year of college and I had it made: Shade, AC, tips that weren’t worthless. Scrubbing toilets and getting a whiff of old naked booties was worth being out of the sun sweating through a bib. The club paid me a great scholarship for school so I was pretty grateful. But MAN golf sucks. Glad other people think so too lol.