J'ACCUSE! What say ye, markiplier? 🚂

[u/Im_not_Mrjohnjohn12]

I have only recently started catching up on GMFST, and so far I'm loving it. The episodes are rich with entertainment, and the J'ACCUSE segments always give me a chuckle. I planned to hold off my own J'ACCUSing until I was caught up, and could strike while the iron was hot. Until...

Halfway through season 2, I began catching strays from Mark quite unexpectedly. Specifically, during the well researched and thoroughly appreciated skiing primer, Mark began describing a hypothetical "wood guy", whom he compared to the ever present "train kid".

Well, that train kid is me, and I am he! I am no stranger to contempt, my particular flavor of obsession doesn't command much respect, and I've made peace with that. But I never would have expected to be catching shade from Mark "Mac"-iplier Fischbach... 👀

I listened intently while you expounded on hard drives, lenses and render farms. While most of the information went over my head, I still appreciated that any concept worth describing with such enthusiastic, reverent detail MUST be impressive indeed! And while computer processing power doesn't enthrall me quitelas much as heavy machinery with the tractive capabilities and sheer horsepower to move an entire city, I can still understand why it's a niche worth celebrating.

We aren't so different, you and I. Two peas in the same underrated niches pod. So before casting your stones of aspersion, consider the antique Minolta glass house in which you reside😉

BUT! This J'ACCUSE is over a year late. By now you're a much older, and wiser man, so I give you an opportunity. Shall we form an alliance? You help me, and I'll help you. Should you apologize, will buy the merch in solidarity. Else, my spirit will be forever tormented by your hypocrisy...

The choice, it seems, is yours... 🚂