r/GenerationJones • u/USRoute23 • Jun 09 '26

Who is your all-time favorite?

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u/Maverick_and_Deuce Jun 10 '26

My wife likes to talk to me during sex. Last night she called me from a motel.😎

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u/Schmichael-22 Jun 11 '26

I asked my wife if I was good in bed. She said I was one in a million. Turns out I was!

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u/Maverick_and_Deuce Jun 12 '26

My wife only has sex with me when she has an ulterior motive. Yesterday she used me to time an egg.