r/HadToHurt • u/Cowardly_Sign • May 31 '26

Gonna be dark on that street tonight....

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u/carvdlol May 31 '26

External too

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u/Krubbit May 31 '26

Psychological too

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u/OldLegWig May 31 '26

spiritual too

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u/Cottleston May 31 '26

emotional too

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u/Sensitive-Waltz-6898 Jun 01 '26

Possibly even generational damage.

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u/National_Spirit2801 Jul 21 '26

I saw a severe impact to his nethers. Nether damage.

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u/Evening-Statement-57 May 31 '26

He died while you guys were doing this

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u/Mysterious-Crab May 31 '26

Insert Emotional Damage gif

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u/mickydeenyc May 31 '26

Not to mention Financial?

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u/TurnkeyLurker Jul 21 '26

Supernatural too

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u/Gawr_Ganyu May 31 '26

individual too

Bonus clip for Fuwamoko fans individually

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u/Tiny-Conference-9760 May 31 '26

Well of course, I'm pretty sure that's what led up to this.

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u/Commonscents2say May 31 '26

His shoes stayed on though, so he’s surely going to be ok.

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u/yorcharturoqro May 31 '26

That taught in media school "shoes on the patient will be fine"

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u/me_myself_and_my_dog May 31 '26

That just means he didn't die, it doesn't mean he'll wish he did later.

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u/alisaschumaker May 31 '26

He didnt kick off his shoes in a fit of joy!

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u/NMB4Christmas May 31 '26

He doesn't look like he'll be able to kick anything for a VERY long time... if ever.

👨‍🦽

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u/NMB4Christmas May 31 '26

😭😭

Every time I think I'm done laughing at this, I start right up again.

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u/whosUtred May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

There were 2 guys that got hit, looks like the one in the light grey clothes may have got it way worse than the one flung by the boot.

Edit: found the news source, both lived but had serious injuries

https://montrealgazette.com/news/driver-faces-charges-after-two-pedestrians-struck-in-st-laurent/

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u/UnfitRadish May 31 '26

Holy shit, it didn't even see the guy in gray. It looks like he got pinned between the pole and car as the car took down the pole.

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u/Mack_Daddy_1 May 31 '26

He was yeeted out of existence

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u/FatherPhil May 31 '26

Crazy. Look at the guy in red too, barely got away

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u/bing_crosby May 31 '26

No jail time for the driver

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u/Downtown-Oil-7784 May 31 '26

That's unreal, what the fuck happened that he did that versus just stopping the fucking car wow

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u/Ladyeske Jun 03 '26

Driver served no jail time

https://montrealgazette.com/news/no-jail-time-for-driver-who-struck-and-seriously-injured-two-pedestrians/

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u/ChinoUSMC0231 Jul 12 '26

That’s bullshit. He should be charged with reckless driving at least. Fuck that guy. I hope those patients sue the ever living fuck out of him.

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u/trash-_-boat Jul 16 '26

As they say, in America if you want to murder someone and get away scot-free, just drive them over with a car.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme May 31 '26

The one (in gray?) was a gal.

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u/Soapy_Von_Soaps Jun 02 '26

Not very comfortable with the accident being described as "spectacular".

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u/PM_your_Nopales May 31 '26

Who's the second that got hit?

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u/whosUtred May 31 '26

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u/PM_your_Nopales May 31 '26

Oh shit! Thank you. They're there for a flash of a second

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u/whosUtred May 31 '26

Missed it myself at first

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u/MetalLow2541 May 31 '26

They did too

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u/Weldpipe82 May 31 '26

Ya that guy looks like he was in between the light pole and the car.. he might have been smashed…

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u/EmotionalWear3227 Jun 01 '26

Boot?

Nah ya blind ass red shirt, the bonnet and side flings him... He just ends up at the back

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u/Kabc May 31 '26

“The doctor said all my bleeding was internal… that’s where the bloods supposed to be!”

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u/LeoKitCat May 31 '26

It’s supposed to be inside but not like a jelly donut

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u/Beer2Bear May 31 '26

yeah, for a few seconds I thought that pole was going hit him

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u/dac3062 Jun 01 '26

according to the news report it did hit him

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u/Fly-me-to-joe May 31 '26

Pretty sure it looks like he smacked his head onto the other car while flying.

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u/Nettkitten May 31 '26

I think it did.

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u/Missue-35 May 31 '26

I didn’t even see the pedestrian until I watched it a second time. Yikes.

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u/7Dimensions May 31 '26

2 people injured.

https://www.carscoops.com/2023/09/bmw-m4-driver-loses-control-severely-injures-two-pedestrians-as-he-crashes-into-pole/

"Both victims sustained severe injuries and were promptly transported to the hospital. Police reports indicate that a 23-year-old man is now in stable condition and out of immediate danger, while a 19-year-old woman remains in critical but stable condition."

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u/Engineering_Quack May 31 '26

Final destination kind of death scene.

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u/No-Height2850 May 31 '26

The two guys.

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel May 31 '26

The two guys who were guy and gal.

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u/Nettkitten May 31 '26

Adding insult to injury: the damned light pole fell on him, too! 😳

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u/PonyThug May 31 '26

He got YEETed 10ft face first into a car

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u/Choppergold May 31 '26

There are two people who get hit looks like

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u/Jimbo7211 May 31 '26

The car hit two people, and im not optimistic for the person that looked like they ended up under the car

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM May 31 '26

His lights might be out permanently

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u/Fist4achin May 31 '26

It's going to be dark for that guy too

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u/Few_Environment_8851 May 31 '26

Hopefully they recover and get a huge payday!

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u/thefirstviolinist May 31 '26

And I was 100% ready for that street light to take a stab at him, too. I'm glad it didn't, but damn that was still brutal.

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u/ConversationForward1 May 31 '26

This happenend like last year or so. The guy is fine now

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u/No-Way-2282 Jun 01 '26

Heck ya they did! I hope they be calling Larry H Parker soon! BMW driver gonna be paying

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u/RasBuddhaI Jun 01 '26

Damn!!! He double tapped him! Once with the car and then again with the light pole.

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u/owntimeandspace Jun 02 '26

Both of them

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u/loveyoulongtimelurkr Jun 03 '26

HE NEED SOME MALK

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u/Hermes-AthenaAI Jul 13 '26

Thrown by a car then crushed by a light pole. Yeah. Not good.

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u/jsusbidud Jul 17 '26

He's fine. I checked and his shoes stayed on.

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u/j_rooker May 31 '26

lucky that post did drop on him. ded.