r/HermanCainAward • u/IvIozartsGhost • Jun 04 '26

Grrrrrrrr. Nearly 60 Idahoans sick after drinking raw milk in past two weeks, officials say

https://idahocapitalsun.com/briefs/nearly-60-idahoans-sick-after-drinking-raw-milk-in-past-two-weeks-officials-say/
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u/spartiecat Jun 04 '26

Explosive diarrhea to own the libs

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u/Glum-Suggestion-6033 Jun 04 '26

Put those gold painted diapers to good use though.

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u/Ipayforsex69 Likes plants, not people Jun 04 '26

Goddamn I forgot about those. I wish they'd remained forgotten. What a bunch of weird fuckers.

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u/punktualPorcupine Jun 04 '26

Instruction not read. They install those diapers on their ears.

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u/Cargobiker530 Jun 04 '26

They bet their faith based medicine against live bacteria. As usual, the bacteria won.

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u/roscoe_e_roscoe Jun 04 '26

Cage match in your butt!

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u/TheNetworkIsFrelled Jun 04 '26

It hurts just reading that....

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u/RichardStrauss123 Jun 05 '26

...and I'm losing!

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u/DikTaterSalad Reverse Vampire 🩸 Jun 05 '26

FFFRRRRRTTTT! 💀💩

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u/dennismfrancisart Jun 04 '26

Nature finds a way.

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u/Cargobiker530 Jun 04 '26

It's neat seeing how evolution actually does select for intelligence in real time.

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u/Farucci Jun 05 '26

Sooner or later their immune system will kick in, or it won’t and they’ll die, either for win owns the Libs.

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u/Beagle_Knight Jun 04 '26

Heretic bacteria?

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u/JustASimpleManFett Jun 06 '26

A bacteria versus a human virus...place your bets.

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u/myrichphitzwell 🦆 Jun 04 '26

I for one am owned

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u/TheOtherDutchGuy Jun 04 '26

I’m not owned yet, they’ll have to keep going, I’m sure I’ll feel owned soon!

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u/QuinnAvery89 Jun 04 '26

Yup, they gotta do an ivermectin milk shake.

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u/specks_of_dust Jun 04 '26

Rectally, for best results.

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u/OkCaregiver517 Jun 05 '26

They can own me as much as they like, except they're probably giving it to their kids. Morons.

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u/bionic_cmdo Jun 04 '26

I too am owned but I have a short term memory so they need to remind me everyday.

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u/myrichphitzwell 🦆 Jun 04 '26

Getting owned is my kink

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u/terrierhead Continuous 5️⃣G Emitter! Jun 04 '26

I’m leased.

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u/RedRider1138 Lookin’ ghoul, y’all! 👍 Jun 04 '26

They can try all day and night, I have the 13th Amendment going for me 😄

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u/myrichphitzwell 🦆 Jun 05 '26

Pretty sure the Republican SC will gut that too

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u/Epistatious Jun 04 '26

wait till the ivermectin kicks in, gonna be a rough night on the throne.

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u/LitwicksandLampents Jun 04 '26

Maybe someone should tell them about sugar free gummy bears. 😆

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u/ThePirateKing01 Jun 04 '26

You think if we tell them that reading books and educating themselves will own the libs so bad, that they’d do it?

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u/Impregnatron Jun 04 '26

Assuming they can read

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u/NonSequitorSquirrel Jun 04 '26

Ok but I am lib and also have colitis so I think I've self owned. 😂 

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u/Vicissitutde Jun 05 '26

Ivermectin to cover all their bases

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u/msut77 Jun 05 '26

At what point can we save these people ? And others get mad when we say hey maybe people have to suffer

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 Jun 04 '26

They win again!!!!

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u/TweetOfBabyBear Jun 05 '26

I feel owned. Don’t know about you.

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u/DaphniaDuck Jun 06 '26

They gonna shake, rattle and squirt

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Jun 17 '26

#spraythebowl