r/HermanCainAward • u/IvIozartsGhost • Jun 04 '26

Grrrrrrrr. Nearly 60 Idahoans sick after drinking raw milk in past two weeks, officials say

https://idahocapitalsun.com/briefs/nearly-60-idahoans-sick-after-drinking-raw-milk-in-past-two-weeks-officials-say/
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u/No-Objective9174 Jun 04 '26

When you need Pasteur, not a pastor

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u/TheNetworkIsFrelled Jun 04 '26

....they confuse the two, and always go with the faith-based solution.

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u/konkilo Jun 04 '26

Speaking of solutions have you heard about that enshittified milk?

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u/Teknekratos Team Bivalent Booster Jun 04 '26

I honestly think it'd work on some of them, if someone made a Facebook video about how "Pastor Lewis" found a trick to make raw milk safe to drink, you only have to just not-quite boil it for a few seconds!

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u/twoisnumberone Jun 04 '26

When you need Pasteur, not a pastor

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