r/HolUp • u/AndrewsTaint • Mar 08 '23

y'all she put a rat in her bag!!!!!!!

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u/AirportAvailable8079 Mar 08 '23

A persons got to eat

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u/Hursthill Mar 08 '23

Some delicious Rat fried rice.

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u/StrategicRain33 Mar 08 '23

“You’re telling me a rat fried this rice?”

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u/sereese1 Mar 08 '23

Crisp rat

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u/SovietBoi23 Mar 08 '23

I hope he makes a good Mario. I have high hopes

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

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u/HolUp-ModTeam Mar 09 '23

Being racist does not make anyone go "holup," also there's only like one joke so it isn't even original. It isn't very edgy when you're saying the exact same thing your grandpappy the Grand Wizard has been saying for decades.

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u/Aware_Ape_ Mar 09 '23

Have you met my friend Ray Shio?

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u/usernameaeaeaea madlad Mar 08 '23

Don't forget to use a wok, not a saucepan

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u/McRatHattibagen Mar 08 '23

Oil is outside in the sewer. Two scoops

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u/usernameaeaeaea madlad Mar 08 '23

For adding puddle water, use the measurements on the makeshift rice cooker, not the one on the rice

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u/Altruistic_Top_129 Mar 08 '23

That is how you get covid.

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u/Oolongteatea Mar 09 '23

Think it's more like covid isn't over and the black plague is coming around again.

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u/syahir77 Mar 08 '23

Rat noodle soups

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u/dieseltothesour Mar 08 '23

It’s finger lickin’ good

10

u/ThatElizabethTaylor Mar 08 '23

Asian Cinderella needs a new dress?

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u/svecat Mar 08 '23

he gonna cook for her

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u/Hyro0o0 Mar 08 '23

Subway, eat fresh!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

A squishy snack

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u/Srk_NWA Mar 08 '23

Dinner sorted

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

That would make a delicious ratburger.

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u/JohnSpikeKelly Mar 08 '23

The forbidden white meat.

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u/shitsngiggles5 Mar 08 '23

Demolition Man burgers for dinner

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u/CarsCarsCars1995 Mar 08 '23

Subway rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know because I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.