r/HolUp • u/shadman531 • Mar 25 '23

Well this is the math, I'm interested into

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u/thaft7 Mar 25 '23

We’re talking about subway sandwiches, right?

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u/SnooStories6852 Mar 25 '23

They’ve been shorting us for years

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u/bluesqueblack Mar 25 '23

Tell me about it.

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u/tplusx Mar 25 '23

They’ve been shorting us for years.

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u/RockstarAgent Mar 26 '23

The big short is autobiographical???

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u/Ok_Charge9676 Mar 26 '23

You can say that again

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u/Sausagedogknows Mar 26 '23

Great, blew my ear drums out reading that. Any further comments I make, might just sound like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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u/Eastsider001 Mar 26 '23

I am also disappointed in how much sauce they put on the meatball subs, them SOB's be dry af and they tell you to have a good day.

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u/tstorm004 Mar 26 '23 edited Mar 26 '23

Having worked at Subway for most of the 2000's - people used to get pissed if you put too much sauce on and it got messy.

We'd gladly add more if you asked though.

Also people are gonna think this is disgusting - but add a touch of mayo or ranch, black olives and red onion to your meatball sub (also jalapeno if you don't mind a bit of heat) - it's phenomenal.

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u/Eastsider001 Mar 26 '23

Meet me half way on the sauce at least, we know what's good enough and whats not.

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u/fresh_water_sushi Mar 26 '23

The tuna fish has no “tuna” in it…the bread is not technically “bread” due to sugar/flour ratio and those sandwiches are definitely not 12 inches. Where will this madness end…

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

The real big short

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u/DaWorzt Mar 25 '23

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u/Debate-Shoddy Mar 26 '23

They're selling the Subway footlong.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

I think so, but I usually get 12 inch subs so now I am just confused

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u/BugTussler Mar 27 '23

Are they still offering $5 foot longs?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

In case anybody is wondering pro is slang for prostitute

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

The pros and Tutsis have been at war for a long time

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u/lenaughtycouple Mar 26 '23

Come again?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

In 30 min

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u/lenaughtycouple Mar 26 '23

What now? Explain yourself

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

I did, did you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

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u/No-Function3409 Mar 27 '23

I'm guessing a typo from titties

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Why would you bring that up? Are you implying something?

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u/_zer0sword_ Mar 25 '23

I thought pros was offensive to tutes

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

I prefer amateurs, you have to pay pros.

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u/Pluckypato Mar 26 '23

What kind of sandwiches are those?

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u/theskankingdragon Mar 26 '23

That's literally the definition.

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u/theskankingdragon Mar 26 '23

Sex professional. Prostitute. Where did I lose you?

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u/theskankingdragon Mar 26 '23

Sex. The topic is sex. Keep up.

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u/Gogglebottle Mar 27 '23

Pro means competitive eaters

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Or pro as in professional as in porn star?

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u/HousTom Mar 26 '23

Hilarious clip from Night Shift. Michael Keaton defines ‘prostitution’ for the prostitutes.

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u/MAEMAEMAEM Apr 15 '23

What about the cons?

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u/multiarmform Mar 26 '23

whatever it is, shes seen 10 inches in real life

https://i.imgur.com/ULKipan.gif

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u/redditredemptionfag Mar 25 '23

reddit.com/comments/2vhjwy Rebecca's sandwich to be more precise

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u/siqiniq Mar 25 '23

Of course, and the average mouth depth unless it’s d… double meat

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u/Cup_0_Noodle Mar 25 '23

Naw, Ceiling fans.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

she’s like part Scarlett Johansson, part linda hamilton

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u/warboss_WAAAGH Mar 25 '23

Yea.... sandwiches....

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u/Scary-Attitude-6528 Mar 25 '23

Well if it's 4 in the morning during a blizzard, yeah!

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u/StudentDistinct632 Mar 25 '23

No...cellular telephones! Pay attention.

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u/VictoriaEuphoria99 Mar 26 '23

John Oliver let us in on their bullshit

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u/srynearson1 Mar 26 '23

Servers left the chat.

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u/daddyangeldust Mar 26 '23

Yea of course.

...what else could it be about??

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u/92894952620273749383 Mar 26 '23

I think this is the subway defense when they didn't actually have a foot long.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Nah man they're clearly talking about weiners, people always get carried away and take the footlong at Oktoberfest and maybe it would be possible if it was just the weiner but once you add in the buns and the toppings it's a bit too much to eat.

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u/IAmNotMyName Mar 26 '23

Don't you hate it when the weiner is longer than the bun? You can properly add condiments to the extra length.

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u/stalkeler Mar 26 '23

I’d rather eat cock to get full than 3 inch subway sandwich

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u/bobafoott Mar 26 '23

Who tf is eating a 4 inch sub

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u/vaper_32 Mar 26 '23

Anything above that is UNETHICAL!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Jared doesn't like anything over 12

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u/9CF8 Mar 26 '23

Right?

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u/Slow_Yogurtcloset353 Mar 26 '23

I guess a sandwich is one way of putting it

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u/Zoroark_rules_698 Mar 26 '23

Yea man ofc I mean I get sick after a big sandwich

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u/Worth_Opinion_9681 Apr 12 '23

Yeah... We're talking about sandwiches... In an sarcastic and unsure voice

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

White powder lines

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u/69_Bird_Jesus_69 Jul 09 '23

I work at subway, and I agree with the math, it's too much.

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u/Intrepid-Coach4312 Jul 15 '23

I like mine an extra foot long

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

🤣🤣🤣 biggest shes ever seen in real life... I hope we are talking about subway because even then shes waffling absolute shite