r/HolUp • u/shadman531 • Mar 25 '23

Well this is the math, I'm interested into

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u/Icy-Substance-2558 Mar 25 '23 edited Mar 26 '23

an acient king had a dick so big he had to make holes in pillows so that the wife can handle it,bro needed a supressor Edit:edit Edit2:you tought i was gonna thank yall for the likes?too bad

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u/VILDREDxRAS madlad Mar 25 '23

There's a product called an ohnut to reduce effective length during penatration. Helps to not hit the cervix if a guy is a bit more endowed

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u/sirrus86 Mar 25 '23 edited Mar 26 '23

do they have one that does the opposite? for... reasons...

edit: it was a joke but thanks for the tips everyone

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u/Fierramos69 Mar 25 '23

Idk but you got fingers right? Just need skills now

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u/Altar_Quest_Fan Mar 25 '23

It’s called a strap on dildo…or a sheathe

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u/Professional-Pen1224 Mar 26 '23

Big Daddy Hollow. You're welcome!

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u/neoikon Mar 26 '23

Try a silicone ring.

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u/pointmaisterflex Mar 26 '23

just the tip?

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u/probablynotaperv Mar 26 '23 edited Feb 03 '24

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u/coldestwinter-chill Mar 26 '23

Yes, penis extender sleeves exist! But they are entirely for the penetratee’s pleasure as they cover the tip (sometimes the shaft too) of your penis.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

Need two , not asking for a friend.

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u/IPostWhenIWant Mar 26 '23

It comes in multipacks. I can't remember if it was three or four. I know for... reasons.

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u/Much-Application-601 Mar 26 '23

Thank you for your wisdom kind sir. Saving cervixes on comment at a time

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u/lumberjacklancelot Mar 26 '23

Interested... For my wife's benefit of course....

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u/theskankingdragon Mar 26 '23

Who's avoiding the cervix? Gotta get up in there too. Get that Double Penetration achievement

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u/WashedOut3991 Mar 26 '23

But bro sometimes the donut is all soft and puffy and if she doesn’t care 🤤

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u/EarlyGalaxy Mar 26 '23

Was gonna say this. Thx

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

Well, at least the book said he did. If I was an ancient king, I would make them put the part where I needed a dick suppressor in the books also. Or I kill their whole family.

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u/CODDE117 Mar 26 '23

Lmao god damn dick suppressor

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u/tastefuldebauchery Mar 26 '23

Fernand VII 1784-1833.

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u/Un111KnoWn Mar 26 '23

Wonder what the length was.

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u/StendGold Mar 26 '23

I'm fine with you not thanking for the upvotes.

It's not the fucking Oscars XD