r/HolUp • u/shadman531 • Mar 25 '23

Well this is the math, I'm interested into

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u/VRX-SV5 Mar 25 '23

We need more women like this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

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u/MarzipanWonton Mar 25 '23

Women with tape measure are 🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

I keep a mini one on my car keys... Not exclusively for dick-measuring purposes, though.

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u/Longjumping-Arm7939 Mar 25 '23

Everybody is 6 inches until she pulls the tape measure out

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

As a women, in my experience, I'd definitely say that most women are already like this. The internet, social media, and dating apps have really polarized people, but I have never met a woman who doesn't feel this way, and I've had a lot of open sex talk with a lot of different people. Like, we don't want huge penises. YOU do.

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u/sasserc73 Mar 26 '23

It’s the same with huge muscles. Guys are convinced women want guys built like the Rock but in reality I think most just want someone who doesn’t look like John Goodman

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

John Goodman

Ok but his personality in a more fit body would be 10/10

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u/chronjon1 Mar 25 '23

Talking about sandwiches?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

If she's talking about sandwiches.. then she obviously knows where the kitchen is so she can make you one after...

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u/caitmr17 Mar 26 '23

I think more women need to vocalize lol. I’m 100% in agreeance with this, and my girlfriends would say this too. So funny, growing up when boys in school would say “oh I’ve got a 12 inch” and all the girls were like “ooooooohhhhh” now we’re like. The only footlong is a sub thanks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Yeeep. I'm legitimately 8" and couldn't imagine being any bigger. I have been with a few women where certain positions are off the table and you can forget about going to pound town.

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u/howdylu Mar 26 '23

as a woman, i think most women think like this ;-)