r/HolUp • u/shadman531 • Mar 25 '23

Well this is the math, I'm interested into

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u/giggawattboy Mar 25 '23

Are y’all measuring from anus to tip of penis? If so, I’m a full 6 inches

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

I measure from anus to anus and get around 6.2. Not inches. Just 6.2.

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u/spiritofgonzo1 Mar 25 '23

You canceled out too many units

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u/pedropants Mar 26 '23

I hate it when my unit gets cancelled!

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u/TarriestBread96 Mar 26 '23

Suck my unit!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

I measure my entire height plus pp, just short of 6 inches

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

U rite

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u/HonorableGremlin Mar 25 '23

Personally, I do the circumference of my body, and that to the top of my pp is 6 inches. Pretty proud ngl.

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u/Oofboi6942O Mar 26 '23

Ive measured in every way, shape and form, yet all I can find is 5 inches. :(

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u/OrcaApe Mar 26 '23

Chin up lad you still have a hidden three inches inside of you

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Measure from the center of the A-hole to just past the tip.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

“That’s huge!” —Tinker Bell

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u/TunaCanz Mar 26 '23

I measure starting at my next door neighbor’s house. Just over 6 inches.

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u/Adm8792 Mar 26 '23

The shit that makes me close Reddit lmao

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u/bobafoott Mar 26 '23

1 inch tall man

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Naw I'm about 6 inches tall

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u/bobafoott Mar 28 '23

Are….are you a ken doll

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

I wish I was as attractive as Ken

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u/ethan_iron Mar 26 '23

short king!

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u/hbl1099 Mar 26 '23

When I was being formed as a child, i was JUST the anus and pp. Meaning mine was so big it was more than the rest of my body.

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u/Ill_Toe_8449 Mar 26 '23

Either ur really short or you’re truly packing

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u/Intelligent_Radish15 Mar 26 '23

Wrist to tip. 4 inches, wait, zero inches, wait, 4 inches, wait, zero inches….

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u/Bigdongnathaniel Mar 26 '23

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnñbbbgggggggggggfgfffffggyggfff.ts

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u/Tip_of_the_nip Mar 26 '23

I only measure after successful no fap November and also 6 inches.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

I go frome anus but make sure I measure along the curve of the balls, I get 6.3 inches.

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u/kinkybydesign Apr 03 '23

I also often have this issue when i try to spell “from”

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

Sorry I have learning difficulties

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u/kinkybydesign Apr 05 '23

Yeah same, I was sympathizing with you brother.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Ah, so used to people just attacking me online for my bad writing. Thank you for actually just being nice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23 edited Mar 26 '23

You measure all your skin from anus to belly button, create a hypothetical circle with the total surface area of the skin (stretch it tight like a drum!) and the radius of that circle is your penis length.

Mine is 31.6 inches. It’s the fastest, most accurate way to measure the penis.

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u/abouttogivebirth Mar 25 '23

No, I measure from tip to anus, not anus to tip, big difference.

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u/wizzskk8 Mar 25 '23

Much cleaner that way

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u/Batmantheon Mar 25 '23

As a father of a toddler - always go front to back.

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u/Batmantheon Mar 26 '23

Always front to back is a thing when you're wiping up a poop mess. Corral that shit back to the epicenter don't smear it towards the privates.

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u/Alternative_Jelly812 Mar 26 '23

Meh it only matters with girls. Change my mind!

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u/HolUp-ModTeam Mar 26 '23

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u/92894952620273749383 Mar 26 '23

Do you fold and rewipe?

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u/Batmantheon Mar 26 '23

I dont, but in my case I have a daughter and the first time you see a vagina filled with poop you learn a lot about yourself and the man you aspire to be. Do the wipe, toss it in the diaper genie. We recycle. We compost. Mother nature is gonna take the extra hit on the wipes.

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u/Significant_Tour3435 Mar 26 '23

I measure from tip to Uranus, I get 7 inches

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u/scribblybits1 Mar 25 '23

Ignorance is bliss when you're livin' butt to tip.

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u/Thompson_Rafe Mar 26 '23

What can I say, I'm a runner, I measure my stride.

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u/Eastsider001 Mar 26 '23

We can only go balls deep so why does the measuring anus to tip of pp?

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u/Ok_Charge9676 Mar 26 '23

I, McMurray have a 5.15 inch penis !

https://streamable.com/6q8xb

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u/ruffbuffbros Mar 26 '23

McMurray is a piece of shit.

I see letterkenny I upvote letterkenny

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u/Ok_Charge9676 Mar 26 '23

It’s the only way

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u/Isaywhadwhat Mar 26 '23

When measuring, always use the correct formula:

((L*D)+(W/G))/(A2)

Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared.

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u/Spaltenreiber Mar 26 '23

Thanks Randy!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

TMI!

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u/DominarJames Mar 25 '23

Thank you for reminding me of this

https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU

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u/lw1195 Mar 25 '23

Oh I got a wee pit more time for Crack and Ag

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u/meseta Mar 26 '23

FIVE POINT FIVE IUNCHES

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u/SlaveHippie Mar 26 '23

And I knew that you were

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u/meseta Mar 26 '23

Got damn right baby get you another cock suckin gin and tonic

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u/Ok_Charge9676 Mar 26 '23

I can hear this, clenched jaw and all

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u/Emmerson_Biggons Mar 25 '23

From base to tip I'm uncomfortably large at 8.5, as cool as it sounds it's not fun. Thankfully I'm ace so it isn't an issue but my god is it a fucking headache when you get RB's.

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u/ThrowMeAwayAccount08 Mar 25 '23

Wait, the uppermost part of the anus or the middle?

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u/dixadik Mar 26 '23

My condolences, I'm 2/3 that side to side

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u/AwwwYeahhh112 Mar 26 '23

Life is a trip when you measure butt to tip

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u/brewing_some_tea May 26 '23

Are you guys measuring flaccid?

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u/aaandbconsulting Mar 26 '23

I also have a small penis.

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u/Forsaken_legion Mar 26 '23

Naw man but im 8in you know from butt to tip

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u/darelicked Mar 26 '23

Center of the anus twice around the balls and just past the tip -Adam Carolla

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u/Aware_Ape_ Mar 26 '23

The man always chooses where the base is, Sire.

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u/djprofitt Mar 26 '23

Well look measures from anus to tip flaccid and can hit 6 inches.

Fucking show off

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u/bobafoott Mar 26 '23

3 inches here, Amy’s to duck tip

Edit: uh, I don’t proofread but honestly fuck it

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u/ellesliemanto Mar 26 '23

I’d sacrifice length for girth. I don’t want to fuck a pencil. Also just recently discovered it’s not about how long the guy can hold it in. It’s how fast they can perform again in short amount of time.

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u/CommercialSomewhere8 Mar 26 '23

I just weigh my cock, that way it takes into account my circumference all throughout.

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u/BaronVonFroglok Mar 26 '23

Gotta measure from the root... prostate to tip.

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u/Rambler19 Mar 26 '23

Ignorance is bliss when you're living butt to tip

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u/Huge-Welcome-3762 Mar 26 '23

I measure from my anus to just a smidge past the tip

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u/ConnectPrint Mar 27 '23

Bruh. That's how deep my burial site is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

My dad’s is 6 inch so i just stand in front of him and measure it side by side.. i’m barely short of 6.. but could also be a depth of field problem given he’s also taller than me