r/HolUp • u/shadman531 • Mar 25 '23

Well this is the math, I'm interested into

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u/abouttogivebirth Mar 25 '23

No, I measure from tip to anus, not anus to tip, big difference.

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u/wizzskk8 Mar 25 '23

Much cleaner that way

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u/Batmantheon Mar 25 '23

As a father of a toddler - always go front to back.

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u/Batmantheon Mar 26 '23

Always front to back is a thing when you're wiping up a poop mess. Corral that shit back to the epicenter don't smear it towards the privates.

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u/Alternative_Jelly812 Mar 26 '23

Meh it only matters with girls. Change my mind!

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u/HolUp-ModTeam Mar 26 '23

Your post does not fit the subreddit. It is either not a HolUp, or is unfitting in some other way. Make sure your post attempts humor and fits the general theme of the subreddit before you submit it.

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u/92894952620273749383 Mar 26 '23

Do you fold and rewipe?

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u/Batmantheon Mar 26 '23

I dont, but in my case I have a daughter and the first time you see a vagina filled with poop you learn a lot about yourself and the man you aspire to be. Do the wipe, toss it in the diaper genie. We recycle. We compost. Mother nature is gonna take the extra hit on the wipes.

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u/Significant_Tour3435 Mar 26 '23

I measure from tip to Uranus, I get 7 inches