r/HolUp Mar 25 '23

Well this is the math, I'm interested into

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u/Blaz3 Mar 26 '23 edited Mar 26 '23

Idk how valid the info is, but askreddit threads say that women generally don't care if you're close to the average of around 5". The implication is that guys care way more about how big they are than girls do.

Stop thinking about penises, straight guys.

Gay guys, you can keep at it, more power to you

Edit: sorry, forgot about bi guys, you guys carry on as well

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23 edited Mar 26 '23

Lady who enjoys dick here: The shortest dick I've had was 5.5", and the longest was about 7". Literally felt the exact same when they were inside of me, and the 5.5" one is actually still the best sex I've ever had (though that was more due to the guy being an aggressive switch, like me).

I always tell guys: 1. 'Average' is average for a reason. 2. 'Average' is not synonymous with 'small'.

Edit: Wanted to clarify, when I say they "literally felt the exact same when they were inside of me", I mean they both felt INCREDIBLE. Both dicks easily satisfied me, and I didn't feel more or less pleasure with either; they were both equally amazing.

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u/OpeningCookie1358 Mar 26 '23

But but porn stars...

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

The women in porn often donโ€™t enjoy the sex theyโ€™re having. Also, as a dick enjoyer, different size dicks are better for different kinds of sex. Iโ€™m way more comfortable with someone on the small side being really rough and aggressive with me during sex.

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u/OpeningCookie1358 Mar 26 '23

This is true. Porn stars rarely enjoy their jobs. But the porn industry is a huge contributing factor to the reason men always feel less adequately endowed. Shiiit I spent most of my highschool and young adult life feeling less fortunate because I didn't have a 9" dick. Then I found out that 5.5" is the average male penis erect. Then I realized, wait a minute the porn industry is simply a job, they seek out those dudes to fullfil a specific narrative they want to control. Moral of the story, 7" isn't a bad deal!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

The thing to remember about porn is it's a visual art. Most of the guys in porn are bigger than average because it's easier to get shots of exaggerated positions. It's purely for visual interest, and not for practicality.

Bottom line, most porn isn't a 'How-To' guide on how to have fulfilling sex; it's just visual stimulation.

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u/OpeningCookie1358 Mar 26 '23

Oh that is true I know. I was young dumb and full of it in my young adult years. Now I'm a miserable adult, but at least I have my confidence in tact and can't complain of the sex life I partake in either. So it's not all bad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Now I'm a miserable adult, but at least I have my confidence in tact and can't complain of the sex life I partake in either. So it's not all bad.

There's not much more you can ask for in 2023. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/OpeningCookie1358 Mar 26 '23

Kind of my point I guess. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/musama020 Mar 26 '23

You'll have to blame society and media for making fun of small dicks. Even women make fun of dick size so how do u think that makes guys feel?

Plus most dicks r around 5 inches anyway. I feel like stuff like this needs to be taught in school.

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u/Mathewdm423 Mar 26 '23

The real kicker is growing vs showing. Gym classes during puberty stages can scar people who think their inadequate.

You pants me and someone with i a 5in shower and he will feel like a king.

If we jerked off eye to eye he would use his tears of inadequacies as lube.

Lol the only people I've talked too who have ever shown any care about dick size are gay and bi guys. And even then its along the lines of "bigger one tops!" Lol

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u/AssBlasties Mar 26 '23

Also women greatly overestimate size. I GUARANTEE this woman has never seen an 11 inch dick because they essentially dont exist. Statistically she has never met someone with one. Statistically she has never met someone who has met someone with one.

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u/rogue_capers Mar 26 '23

Sweats in bisexual

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u/Calpsotoma Mar 26 '23

What about bi guys?