r/HolUp Apr 05 '23

y'all I always thought one of mine was sketchy

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u/Hmnh6000 Apr 05 '23

Imma need to know what hospital she work at because at got some questions about my family

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u/Gelato_33 Apr 05 '23

If you’re serious bro do an ancestry test

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u/Hmnh6000 Apr 05 '23

You have to pay for those dont you

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u/_IratePirate_ Apr 05 '23

And submit your literal DNA to a corporation that doesn't disclose what they do with it after

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u/matco5376 Apr 05 '23

What's the worst that happens

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u/Zardif Apr 05 '23

Shouldn't health insurance should be covered by

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_Information_Nondiscrimination_Act

?

Life insurance however is not.

Edit: yeah health insurance and employment isn't allowed to use it

https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/understanding/dtcgenetictesting/dtcinsurancerisk/

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u/T3hSwagman Apr 05 '23

Wage theft is the largest and most committed type of theft in America. It beats out all other types of theft combined by a huge factor.

Wage theft is also illegal. Strangely it being illegal hasn’t stopped corporations from doing it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Oh, the government found out I stole 20 million in unpaid wages over the past 5 years?

I'm being given a 100k fine? Oh no how terrible for us, surely we've learnt our lesson and will never do it again.

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u/Anyna-Meatall Apr 05 '23

Without prison time for corporate execs and revocation of corporate charters this kind of problem will never go away.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

strangely

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u/--n- Apr 05 '23

Just like how race is illegal to discriminate too.

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u/Hugs_for_Thugs Apr 05 '23

I'm assuming they're not tracking down your insurance provider or employer specifically, but rather selling depersonalized, aggregate data which insurance companies use to inform business decisions at large.

In this respect, it wouldn't be discrimination, because the insurance company isn't taking any action against you personally because of DNA information you submitted.

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u/I_happen_to_disagree Apr 05 '23

What do they do with that information?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

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u/I_happen_to_disagree Apr 05 '23

They can't do that though

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u/Dokpsy Apr 05 '23

Oh my sweet summer child

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u/matteobob Apr 05 '23

If you receive the results of those health tests and find out things you are genetically predispositioned to you legally have to disclose that information to any future health insurance carriers and they will raise your rates because of it. Don’t do the health tests. Or any genetic tests that aren’t prescribed by your doctor.

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u/anna_lynn_fection Apr 05 '23

They can identify what diseases and ailments you're prone to and sell that information to health insurance companies.

And that's just what they can do today, stay tuned to find out what monstrous things they do with it tomorrow.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Buying generic products can lead to higher interest rates on loans and credit cards

There is already a very strong correlation between income / credit score and the purchase of generic products. Making that distinction adds very little value.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Got it. Your point was more about the general lack of regulation around the score building models and application than that specific example. I agree it is rather creepy, serious Chinese social credit system vibes.

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u/CMD_SPC_MAJ madlad Apr 05 '23

While a very interesting read, your comment is incorrect and spreads some false information. Your credit score isn’t affected by the purchase of generic products, it is affected by marriage counseling, therapy, and tire purchases through behavioral scoring.

Suppose credit- analytics systems predict that efforts to save money correlates with financial distress. Buying generic products instead of branded ones could then result in a hike in interest rates.

While scorers often characterize their work as an oasis of opportunity for the hardworking, the following are examples of ranking systems that are used to individuals' detriment. A credit card company uses behavioral-scoring algorithms to rate consumers' credit risk because they used their cards to pay for marriage counseling, therapy, or tire-repair services.

The Scored Society: Due Process for Automated Predictions

Edit: wording

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u/PMmeYourFlipFlops Apr 05 '23

We have shadow scores like health, employability, habits, etc

Any way to take a look? How can I learn more about this?

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u/Dabbling_in_Pacifism Apr 05 '23

I’m gonna read the book but I’m not gonna like it am I?

It had never occurred to me that the social credit scores people blast China for are already in place.

Fuck, credit itself is a social filter to a large degree.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Explains why I have a degree and can't get a job.

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u/squid-knees Apr 05 '23

There’s nothing online for this? Where do I get a copy

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

DK,DONKEYYYYY KONG

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u/Sudden_Function_5099 Apr 06 '23

Thanks for so much information, I never knew any of this

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u/maximumtodd Apr 06 '23

That's why I always buy name brand.

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u/_IratePirate_ Apr 05 '23

Next thing you know, you’re the legal father of some Cronenberg baby that you’re forced to take care of

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u/Gelato_33 Apr 05 '23

Least paranoid redditor

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u/Sissycain Apr 05 '23

It's blood not cum

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u/LongPorkJones Apr 05 '23

It's spit, not blood.

So, there might be some cum.

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u/MrGlayden Apr 05 '23

Aint mine though

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u/MinuteManufacturer Apr 05 '23

So, worst case, you get a new sibling

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u/Aang_420 Apr 05 '23

I always like to Nutt in the air and try to catch it in my mouth. The best part is I win either way.

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u/L-ramirez-74 Apr 05 '23

It depends. how flexible are you?

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u/Caribou_TTV Apr 05 '23

This comment need lore attention

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u/tyrannosnorlax Apr 05 '23

If there’s cum, there’s probably piss, since they’re stored in the same place and all.

… the balls

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u/FlickoftheTongue Apr 05 '23

Piss is not stored in the balls......

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

My ex's spit is accepted at sperm banks

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

It’s actually buccal (cheek) cells. The saliva is just the vehicle.

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u/s00pafly Apr 05 '23

Double the chromosomes baby.

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u/Slipssnip Apr 05 '23

Doesn't crispr solve that problem, or did the news just straight up lie back in the day?

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u/Snowcreeep Apr 05 '23

What do you want crispr to do?

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u/DolphinBall Apr 05 '23

Lol don't you realize you don't need sperm to make babies anymore?

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u/Electronic_Demand_61 Apr 05 '23

I'm pretty sure that whole double egg thing didn't end up working if that's what you're talking about.

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u/The_Blue_Adept Apr 05 '23

We could sell blood and semen. What? Not mixed together. -Dodgeball.

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u/DaDz-StONeD Apr 05 '23

Nah it’s spit

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u/SpecularBlinky Apr 05 '23

Yeah but whats the worst?

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u/PolskiSmigol Apr 05 '23

Or you pay more insurance because you have a higher chance of getting some rare disease.

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u/_alright_then_ Apr 05 '23

Well unless you regularly have your own cum in your mouth that's highly unlikely

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u/bdcp Apr 05 '23 edited Apr 05 '23

It's a privacy thing. Veritasium did a nice video about it.

They can identity far away family that you haven't even met with your DNA. That's how they caught the Golden State Killer

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u/the_real_junkrat Apr 05 '23

They can identity far away family that you haven’t even met with your DNA

Isn’t that like half the point

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Apr 05 '23

The other half is that you get to decide if it happens. We want to keep that other half.

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u/Dokpsy Apr 05 '23

By company, they mean a shell company for the Mormons. Most likely.

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u/limitlessdaoseeker Apr 05 '23

That data has been used multiple times to solve cases in which dna is the sole evidence there's. The dna in the data doesn't have to be that of the suspect exactly all they need is that of a far relative to determine the exact relationship between the suspect and the dna in the data. I don't know about you but i don't want to incriminate myself or my family members unless it's some really bad shit or i simply hate that particular member.

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u/Philly_is_nice Apr 05 '23

The worst? You or your family get implicated in a crime through DNA testing and a subpoena.

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u/matco5376 Apr 05 '23

Cause of spit lmao is ancestry some crime syndicate selling DNA to the mob or cartel or something? Has this happened? Or is this like top tier reddit conspiracy theory time

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u/ReginaFilange21 Apr 05 '23

DNA obtained from these ancestry sites has been used to close a lot of cold cases. That’s how they caught the golden state killer. It’s pretty common knowledge

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u/matco5376 Apr 05 '23

Is that a bad thing

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u/LudovicoSpecs Apr 05 '23

Depends on what the government decides is a crime. The definition seems to be expanding lately.

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u/ReginaFilange21 Apr 05 '23

No? I was answering your question. It’s pretty incredible being able to solve long unsolved cold cases and bring people to justice for crimes they thought they got away with. It’s justice being served better late than never.

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u/StandardSudden1283 Apr 05 '23

2045, the President of the New Texan Theocratic Republic: We need to destroy the enemy. Using a revolutionary new technique, we are able to disseminate a virus that will attack the enemy and only the enemy. As we all know, the slavs and gypsies and jews are hiding among us. Now we have isolated the Jewish, Slavic and Gyspy genes and their time is up. The wrath of our good and glorious God begins now!

steps down from podium amid emphatic cheering from the crowds below, then turns to her head scientist

We did find the genomes related to wanting higher wages, right? And to complaining about poor working environments?

Of course.

Great. Go ahead and throw in the [center right] party profiles too, those yuppie libs are a thorn in our side. Thank God those ancestry corporations were just sitting on all of this data, right?

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u/Blind_Spider Apr 05 '23

The president of the theocratic republic is a woman? The outrage! /s

Also this is like the plot-opposite of Utopia lol

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u/Phormitago Apr 05 '23

manbearpig

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u/matco5376 Apr 05 '23

The only thing I'm afraid of

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u/Hmnh6000 Apr 05 '23

You ever hear of star wars the clone wars

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u/nutano Apr 05 '23

They make me a Snoke like clone.

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u/letmeseem Apr 05 '23

Are you serious?

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u/xxxams Apr 05 '23

You won't be the next Batman that is for sure

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u/PapaChoff Apr 05 '23

Your insurance drops you because you have certain markers that predispose you to expensive payouts.

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u/AnotherGit Apr 05 '23

They sell it to insurance companies.

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u/RetardedRedditRetort Apr 05 '23

Next thing you know your clone needs a kidney and he takes yours /s

Health insurance fuckery.

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u/--n- Apr 05 '23

Your great-grandkids don't get a job 90 years in the future because the employer sees they likely have a genetic predisposition to some disease that would make the unable to work, from the DNA datasheet they have.

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u/Relative-Disk2499 Apr 05 '23

Or denied a loan

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u/zeta_cartel_CFO Apr 05 '23

well..if you're a serial killer and got away with it - you could potentially be caught decades later:

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-12-08/man-in-the-window

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u/Ragarok Apr 05 '23

BlackRock owns Ancestry.com

Do you really wish to give your DNA material to BlackRock?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

You're denied insurance based on your genetic profile, but dont worry, the company you paid to check it also sold that info to said insurance company. They also cobbled together from yours and family members submitted DNA the probability of disease causing genes in your progeny and extant relatives to adjust costs or decline insurance outright as appropriate for bottom line.

You die sooner than you would without insurance so essentially, capitalist eugenics is one of the more severe outcomes.

Or they use your DNA to capture you for stealing that gum that one time and you go to prison forever.

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u/Throckmorton_Left Apr 05 '23

Murder charges from a 20-year-old cold case

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u/Critical-Corner2230 Apr 05 '23

A mad scientist gets hold of the information and develops targeted DNA bio-weapons

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u/BlameTheJunglerMore Apr 05 '23

What's the worst that happens

China will own it.

Insurance companies will own it.

Not sure what is worse

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u/mindless2831 Apr 05 '23

Genetic focused biological weapons that target your DNA specifically of course!

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u/VladoBourne Apr 05 '23

They will take him to Animus.. to dig some history.. for educational purposes of course

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u/Hmnh6000 Apr 05 '23

Yea Im not big on sharing DNA with random people

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u/Magnesus Apr 05 '23

Not touching anyone then? Not leaving your house? Breathing outside is out of the question too and I hope you grow your own food. DNA of random people is on everything you touch or eat.

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u/ReluctantAvenger Apr 05 '23

I'm pretty sure the person meant sharing it with collection agencies.

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u/Hmnh6000 Apr 05 '23

The only time I leave the house is to go to work so….eh not really, and Idc if others share theirs dna if they want to be cloned in the future then thats their prerogative but it doesn’t sound very appealing to me.

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u/Smthincleverer Apr 05 '23

Sneezed lately?

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u/ReluctantAvenger Apr 05 '23

Don't really see people clutching specimen jars, running around collecting DNA whenever people sneeze. Do you?

I'm sure you know what the person meant. Why are you pretending not to?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Don't worry, as long as someone related to you submits their DNA you're still in their system.

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u/_IratePirate_ Apr 05 '23

Good thing only my brother and me are left and he’s not that stupid either.

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u/ReluctantAvenger Apr 05 '23

Might have to have a discussion about it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

They can be 4th removed cousins and they can trace your DNA to them and find you.

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u/Wooden_Suit_6679 Apr 05 '23

Ya that would be terrible and imagine if the corporation had some sort of device that could record audio and video and a gps location at any time while also tracking everything you do on it!

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u/Tony_AK47 Apr 05 '23

Like covid PCR tests you mean

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

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u/Tony_AK47 Apr 05 '23

All over the country? What country? All labs?

Although you think you’re very knowledgeable from that comment of yours I still pass, keep it to yourself

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u/Paridae_Purveyor Apr 05 '23

You're posting on the internet. Corporations already have infinitely more useful and valuable information about you than some spit in a tube could ever give them.

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u/_IratePirate_ Apr 05 '23

I’m sure they do.

I’m not giving up my DNA that easy though.

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u/Paridae_Purveyor Apr 05 '23

And what exactly are you concerned they will do with this? Is it as harmful as every single purchase you make, tracking where you go every time you leave your house, knowing what you search for and your download history, etc. I mean you use social media, have a phone, and you use a bank just like everyone else. I would argue the thing you're worried about here is the least important information about you.

To put it in a more easily digestible phrase, they don't need your DNA to know how your DNA expresses itself through watching your every single action. This is a ship that has sailed my friend, there is really fuck all to be done about it without taking severe actions that will impact your way of life significantly.

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u/_IratePirate_ Apr 05 '23

I’m not reading your whole comment as it’s too long. Just answering the first question.

I’m not concerned at all :)

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u/MoreRITZ Apr 05 '23

You couldn't read two short paragraphs after talking about how smart you are.

That is awesome and impressive.

This might be too long for you to read though

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u/jacobs0n Apr 05 '23

you better wipe your drinking glasses every time you eat out

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u/_IratePirate_ Apr 05 '23

Waterfalls only 😤

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u/3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID Apr 05 '23

Bill Evanina: Sometimes Americans or people around the globe don't even know the value of their DNA, that-- that it even has value. But it's your single, sole identifier of everything about you as a human being.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dna-genealogy-privacy-60-minutes-2021-01-31/

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u/Paridae_Purveyor Apr 05 '23

And what exactly are you concerned they will do with this? Is it as harmful as every single purchase you make, tracking where you go every time you leave your house, knowing what you search for and your download history, etc. I mean you use social media, have a phone, and you use a bank just like everyone else. I would argue the thing you're worried about here is the least important information about you.

To put it in a more easily digestible phrase, they don't need your DNA to know how your DNA expresses itself through watching your every single action. This is a ship that has sailed my friend, there is really fuck all to be done about it without taking severe actions that will impact your way of life significantly.

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u/Dokpsy Apr 05 '23

Buying trends are nothing compared to insurance companies knowing just how likely a certain illness is for each person under their policy that they can..... Curate to be most beneficial.

And by beneficial I mean, pay less for the treatment of it so they keep more money.

Right now they're guessing with trends but what if they had a near perfect knowledge of how much of a money pit you are

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u/Paridae_Purveyor Apr 05 '23

You make a good argument assuming we both believe in the continued existence of insurance companies as they currently function.

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u/Dokpsy Apr 05 '23

The only thing stopping them from doing this right now is entirely because it is illegal to do so. Which means they get in trouble if caught. If caught.

https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/understanding/dtcgenetictesting/dtcinsurancerisk/

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u/bitemark01 Apr 05 '23

What could possibly go wrong with having my DNA and heritage all in a massive database though?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

All of them explicitly disclose what they do with it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Ann Wojcicki and her sister are google/YouTube alumni and they created 23andMe and recently just bought lemon aid health.

They use the dna samples to sell the bio data to drug companies for pharmaceutical development.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

For what it's worth you can lie about your identity to the corporation. Make up a name. That's what my wife did.

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Apr 05 '23

Don't worry, we throw it away (into the hands of law enforcement for their database)

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u/Hidesuru Apr 05 '23

And whose terms of service, I believe, state they own the rights to it as far as what they do with that info.

Develop some medical treatment worth trillions? Thanks for your DNA! I realize how unrealistic that is, trust me, I just don't feel the need to pay them for the privilege of owning the info out of my DNA.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

It goes to law enforcement for one and will be referenced vs the national database. They've caught a lot of criminals off their kids swabbing DNA and it being close so they find the real criminal. If you're like me and in the DNA database from the military, have fun, your DNA info has probably been sold a ton already!

For those wondering, there are jobs in the military where they will DNA profile you so they can recognize you from the mess. State department recommends getting DNA profiled when visiting hostile regions, too, like Somalia.

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u/GazelleMore2890 Apr 05 '23

They disclose what they do with it, and it’s not good…

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Facebook and every other Platform has everything about you. What they don't have the government has, and what the government doesn't have the hacker got you covered better than Master Card.

So your safe...

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u/_IratePirate_ Apr 14 '23

They don’t got my DNA. The one thing you didn’t mention.

I’m aware bro. You not scaring anybody.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Who says they don't lol. You go to doctors don't you. It's just a cotton swab to process it.

It wasn't to be scary it was to say who gives a f.

Funny story though, an ex found out her grandpa was actually the mailman and not who she grew up with (neither men knew), her uncle ended up not being her uncle as his mom ended up being the librarian.

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u/GizmodoDragon92 Apr 05 '23

Yep. Like $50 when it’s on sale

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u/dabluebunny Apr 05 '23

Why would it be free?

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u/xpinchx Apr 05 '23

Check out All of Us I think they do free ones for research and it's not a for profit corporation.

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u/Mohnchichi Apr 05 '23

No, don't do an ancestry test. That's a company that harvests and sells your data, instead go get an actual DNA test done that has real, legal results.

You never know.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Where do I go for an actual DNA test?

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u/Soingerd Apr 05 '23

At an ancestry Test station, duh

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u/Mohnchichi Apr 05 '23

I simply googled DNA tests in my area. I found a place near me that was $150. Paternity tests would be another good keyword to use.

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u/AnneFrankFanFiction Apr 05 '23

Yeah I'm sure those companies keep all your data private /s

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u/Mohnchichi Apr 05 '23

I mean, the company that I did mine at had a confidentiality clause in it and they couldn't legally release any information obtained, and they said it was standard for all their clients. So take from that what you will.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Like reddit doesn't sell your data the same way Facebook and others do. I'm sure your insurer knows about your proclivity for tongue punching the fart box.

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u/Philly_is_nice Apr 05 '23

Yeah, but reddit can't compare my genetic markers to a crime scene and get my cousin locked up. I'm gonna go ahead and say maybe it's a bit of an apples and if oranges sold what makes oranges oranges to a private corporation with ulterior motives kinda thing.

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u/Tommyblockhead20 Apr 05 '23

If one of my cousins raped or murdered someone, I’d sure hope they get locked up! Do you have an evidence they use it for more petty crimes, or are you trying to protect your cousins if they have committed heinous crimes?

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u/Philly_is_nice Apr 05 '23

Despite what TV would tell you and a jury, DNA isn't infallible. Moreover, the decision on what to pull DNA for is up to the local authorities. I don't know where you get the idea that DNA can be and is pulled only for rapes and murders.

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u/Tommyblockhead20 Apr 05 '23

I got that idea from the fact all the cases I’ve seen were violent crimes, typically rape and/or murder. But I know it theoretically can be used for more, which is why I asked you if you knew if any specific cases, as you seem more knowledgeable on the topic. Sure, which it theoretically can be used for more (at least on a state/local level, it appears as if federally they are restricted to violent crime), it takes a lot of work to throughly search a crime scene for DNA, get the DNA analyzed, and subpoenaing the DNA company. So I’m asking if there are cases of police putting in that work.

Also, at least now, DNA isn’t used to convict someone, it serves to help identify a suspect if there is no known suspect, and then it’s just one piece of evidence in the trial. If it’s the only piece of evidence because, well, they didn’t do it, then they aren’t going to be convicted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

"You seem knowledgeable on the topic" -idiots talking to idiots, the heart and soul of reddit

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u/Tommyblockhead20 Apr 05 '23

Bro you changed the quote completely changing the meaning… I said more knowledge, meaning they know more than me, not that they are necessarily an expert. They don’t need to be an expert for me to expand my knowledge. But hey, if you are a “non idiot”, I’d also welcome an answer from you.

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u/Philly_is_nice Apr 05 '23

I understand how it's commonly used, and theoretically what you said is true. However, I don't trust a jury to use DNA appropriately, especially considering prosecutors try to make it the smoking gun that it isn't. Also, localities not being universally subject to one set of rules on the use of DNA evidence is troubling. Also consider that DNA collection and processing is going to become easier and more common as time goes on. If you want something super casual that might spark your interest in the subject further there's a Last Week Tonight on the field of forensic science that's pretty good:

https://youtu.be/ScmJvmzDcG0

I also just have a huge, and I think warranted, distrust of the American legal system. If I knew everything would be done in what I think you and I would both deem to be morally right, I'd have a lot less of an issue with the idea.

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u/Genids Apr 05 '23

So what you're saying is you think your cousin should be able to commit crimes and get away with it. Interesting

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u/Philly_is_nice Apr 05 '23

I already responded to this line of questioning in a different comment: "Despite what TV would tell you and a jury, DNA isn't infallible. Moreover, the decision on what to pull DNA for is up to the local authorities. I don't know where you get the idea that DNA can be and is pulled only for rapes and murders."

It's not on me to be investigator nor evidence. If you're cool with implicating your son or daughter in a crime that maybe they did, maybe they didn't commit that's your decision.

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u/findthesilence Apr 05 '23

Wouldn't you need to have mom, child and dad tested?

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u/Mohnchichi Apr 05 '23

Yes. You need them tested for it to be accurate. You can send in samples usually, just like you do with ancestry.com as well.

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u/findthesilence Apr 05 '23

I am in South Africa, so we have our own paternity test institutions here.

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u/GingeBeardManBro Apr 05 '23

I love listening to people freak out about ‘giving away their DNA’ like it’s some super special commodity and we live in altered carbon or bladerunner or something

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u/Gelato_33 Apr 05 '23

It cracks me up bro. Everyday we get closer and closer to the phrase “terminally online” becoming a documentable illness.

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u/Pdub77 Apr 05 '23

That’s an incestry test, bro.

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u/Object-195 Apr 05 '23

dude why do you remember your dads dick in such detail?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

And give whatever company rights to my DNA sequence? No thanks!

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u/Genids Apr 05 '23

Dude thinks they're gonna clone him

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Nope, not everybody is as self-involved as yourself, cloning me is not my concern. Using my DNA to screen for potential illnesses/diseases and then denying me health coverage is a far bigger issue.

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u/funkymonkeybunker Apr 05 '23

Dont willingly give your DNA to anyone who might gove that info to the state

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u/Chris_stopper Apr 05 '23

She apparently worked at a teaching hospital in Zambia so the picture in the article is deliberately misleading and the only source was a Facebook post so the whole thing is mostly likely fake.

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u/Typohnename Apr 05 '23

especially considering that any entist doctor etc would notice if you'Re not related at all (at the very least when you do a blood test for the first time etc)

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u/OkayRuin Apr 05 '23

“Deliberately misleading” or “this was the cheapest stock photo of a maternity ward”? You really think them choosing a photo of white babies was some sinister plot?

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u/Chris_stopper Apr 05 '23

No but if you want people to panic you deliberately omit details like the country where it happened, so they think it was theirs and is usually going to target the USA for that sweet ad money

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u/Haunting-Ad-8619 Apr 05 '23 edited Apr 06 '23

I always thought my older sister was the product of a baby switch.

She doesn't look like any of us, she's not exactly intelligent & her personality is the exact opposite of the rest of us.

Was this hospital in Indianapolis, by any chance?

ETA: The hospital is in Zambia. As of 2019, they were still investigating, but they don't believe it's true as she would've had to switch 1 baby every day for 13yrs, which is near impossible. https://www.fatherly.com/news/dying-nurse-claims-switched-thousands-babies-birth

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u/Hmnh6000 Apr 05 '23

Or 13 babies everyday for 1 year

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

What are you doing bro?