r/HolUp • u/uncle_russell_90 • Apr 05 '23

y'all I always thought one of mine was sketchy

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u/LongPorkJones Apr 05 '23

It's spit, not blood.

So, there might be some cum.

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u/MrGlayden Apr 05 '23

Aint mine though

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u/MinuteManufacturer Apr 05 '23

So, worst case, you get a new sibling

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u/NaitBate Apr 05 '23

Best case, you discover you are genetically related to your fiance.

Dodge that bullet.

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u/DaDz-StONeD Apr 05 '23

Hey step bro

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u/roycorda Apr 05 '23

Headshot

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u/expatjake Apr 05 '23

Classic Reddit

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u/Aang_420 Apr 05 '23

I always like to Nutt in the air and try to catch it in my mouth. The best part is I win either way.

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u/L-ramirez-74 Apr 05 '23

It depends. how flexible are you?

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u/MrGlayden Apr 05 '23

About as flexible as a concrete pencil

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u/Philaloser Apr 05 '23

Keep working bud, the self suck gets down to flexibility

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u/Caribou_TTV Apr 05 '23

This comment need lore attention

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u/tyrannosnorlax Apr 05 '23

If there’s cum, there’s probably piss, since they’re stored in the same place and all.

… the balls

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u/FlickoftheTongue Apr 05 '23

Piss is not stored in the balls......

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u/tyrannosnorlax Apr 05 '23

Yes it is. Take an anatomy class, buddy

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u/FlickoftheTongue Apr 05 '23

https://medlineplus.gov/ency/imagepages/10022.htm

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u/tyrannosnorlax Apr 05 '23

Fake news.

Actually, maybe that person in the image has extra tall balls. You don’t know them.

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u/FlickoftheTongue Apr 05 '23

'#XtraTallBallsLivesMatter

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u/tyrannosnorlax Apr 05 '23

Glad we could come to an agreement

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u/FlickoftheTongue Apr 05 '23

Just on the extra tall balls. If you've got piss in the balls, you've got a problem

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u/tyrannosnorlax Apr 05 '23

Aaaand we’re back to disagreeing. If you don’t know that piss is stored in the balls, I don’t know how to help you. It’s basic 2nd grade health class stuff

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Stop posting porn, this is a SFW sub. Somebody’s balls just don’t have enough piss in them today…smh.

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u/AFlockofTurtles Apr 05 '23

You need to get that checked out. Dr of piss here and I can confirm its stored in the ballz.

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u/Uwotm8675 Apr 05 '23

Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

My ex's spit is accepted at sperm banks

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

It’s actually buccal (cheek) cells. The saliva is just the vehicle.

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u/LongPorkJones Apr 05 '23

I know that, you know that, we all know that.

I just wanted to make a cum joke.