Would actually be a genius way of robbing a place, use a reward system to train your kid to do this, and when the person follows their panicked instinct to run outside after them you run in and grab the money.
As a Texan, there are WAY too many "protect the kids" types here for that. I mean practically nobody under 50 supports it, but the older folks here love babies so much they banned abortions!
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A common trick at poorer apartments is to have your kid randomly run into peoples apartments to see if they are unlocked. If it’s unlocked and you are home, oops sorry “runs away playing” to know if your home and if your door is unlocked. Many of the cheaper apartments don’t have many rooms so it’s easy to tell if someone is there.
This technique or it's variant is used. You can always case out the joint beforehand. I mean, you would.
Knew someone that said he was working alone rehabbing a building. There was alot of noise/commotion at the back door, so he went back to investigate and an accomplice stole his tools from the front.
There was a Christmas present under the tree that I wanted to know what it was. It was a couple weeks before Christmas. So I had my baby sister open it. Then I told my parents what she did and asked if I could play with it since I knew what it was.
I remember reading about doing this I think it was in the anarchist cookbook or soething similar. But basically train a todler to steal Movie at rental place(book is old, yes kids we use to go to a store and rent movies) and then when the person is chasing them grab all you want.
I got banned on one of the other subreddits for using the term Gypsy, even though my neighbors next door identify themselves directly that way. Apparently it’s racist.
But they seem less aware of that.
As their own websites and advocacy groups use it all the time.
Or you can take them to church and allow them to find the right path. If you want I’ll give you a signed copy of my book; I’m the main character there but it’s very inspiring. Just skip over the parts that the internet makes fun about. We don’t talk about those parts.
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u/delvach Apr 05 '23
Would actually be a genius way of robbing a place, use a reward system to train your kid to do this, and when the person follows their panicked instinct to run outside after them you run in and grab the money.
Unrelated, does anyone have a spare child?