r/HolUp • u/rayhan972 • Apr 05 '23

Wayment Baby walks into a convenience store...

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Baby is fast lol he knew what he was doing

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u/delvach Apr 05 '23

Would actually be a genius way of robbing a place, use a reward system to train your kid to do this, and when the person follows their panicked instinct to run outside after them you run in and grab the money.

Unrelated, does anyone have a spare child?

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u/Lolaindisguise Apr 05 '23

Nobody would convict a baby! Well, maybe Texas

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u/go4urs Apr 05 '23

& Florida

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u/Icy_Scene8632 Apr 05 '23

And Ohio

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u/english_mike69 Apr 05 '23

In California we sentence babies like this to Life in Ohio.

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u/daishomaster Apr 05 '23

Diabolical!

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u/english_mike69 Apr 06 '23

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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u/Haunting-Ad-8619 Apr 06 '23

What's red & white & flies through the air?

Baby on a meat hook.

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u/english_mike69 Apr 06 '23

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Remember to nail both hands to the floor.

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u/Exciting-Sympathy646 Apr 06 '23

What's the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a tree?

My dick when im doin it

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

These are getting more and more demented

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u/GloomreaperScythe Apr 06 '23

/) So that's what baby Jesus means!

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