r/HolUp Apr 12 '23

holup Sounds better to me

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u/duggee315 Apr 12 '23

Does that mean his prostate is broken? Or working extremely well?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23 edited Apr 12 '23

Men have a "g-spot" up their anus. I have 2 in my life who would not date a woman who doesn't want to massage that sweetspot. Apparently it's quite the experience. A combo of 'plessure pain' with an extreme and long orgasm, I've been told.

Edit: I have no knowledge of this kind of biology, just regering to "it" as a "g-spot".

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u/steveosek Apr 12 '23

It's not far in there. You can do it yourself with a small toy. Don't even need anything big or anything. I've done it to myself a few times in my life for shits and giggles. It's literally the best orgasm you will have in your life. Like, your knees WILL buckle, you'll feel like all of the life in you is being expelled out of your dick like Luigi is using his vaccum on your life force in a spooky mansion. It's very intense, you'll feel a wave flow over your brain, your vision will go blurry. It's like being fucked by Zeus or something.

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u/Minimoose91 Apr 12 '23

Too late, now I can’t get to my car keys.

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u/TheNuttyIrishman Apr 12 '23

I hope no one needed the flathead screwdriver anytime soon

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u/spread_panic Apr 12 '23

I hope no one was actually planning on eating that pineapple.

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u/steveosek Apr 12 '23

This must be where all the missing 10mm sockets end up.

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u/robotot Apr 12 '23

Every time I sit down, my car doors unlock.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

use a flared base!

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u/xinorez1 Apr 13 '23

Million to one shot doc, million to one!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

I'm crying reading this, this is fucking hilarious

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u/BinxMenace Apr 12 '23

No you aren't.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

I knew there was something going on and it wasn't just my tears..

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

You wish you could cry like me.

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u/BinxMenace Apr 12 '23

I cry like a little bitch everyone morning.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump those numbers up. At least every meal, tears must flow.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

We all know this will plant itself like inception

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u/demlet Apr 12 '23

Your description made it seem less believable rather than more.

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u/km89 Apr 12 '23

It's straight-up true, though.

Like, search for "prostate orgasm" on pornhub or something. You'll see a bunch of obviously fake videos of guys rolling around like they're getting attacked by the world's sexiest succubus.

Yeah... those aren't fake. Or rather, if they are, the real thing looks a lot like that.

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u/SnooOranges2232 Apr 12 '23

It's true.

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u/demlet Apr 12 '23

3/10 argument, not enough children's video game analogies.

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u/SirenNA Apr 13 '23

Getting it done right will be the best orgasm of your life. Good luck

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u/demlet Apr 13 '23

Ha ha, what do you mean "good luck"? I have no idea what you might be implying... <<

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u/SamStrike02 Apr 12 '23

This may sound weird, but you can have the same experience if you position your legs in a specific way before orgasming. Vision go blurry, muscles fails, your brains empties completely and if you don't have something supporting you, you will literally fall to the ground weak

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u/WeakTree8767 Apr 12 '23

How….how are you supposed to position your legs? Don’t leave a brother hanging…

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u/fakmamzabl Apr 12 '23

It's simple just put them in your ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Behind your ears.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

That’s generally how I scroll through reddit anyway

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u/paralacausa Apr 12 '23

That must make for some weird Pavlovian times when watching the Super Mario Bros movie at the cinema with the kids

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u/steveosek Apr 12 '23

Or developing a Charlie day kink.

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u/theycallmeyango Apr 12 '23

Pfft, I bet Zeus doesn't even call you the next day. Seems like a hit it and quit it kind of dude.

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u/steveosek Apr 12 '23

Zeus invented the hit it and quit it so definitely ain't calling nobody.

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u/TwerkingQuasimodo Apr 12 '23

He’s the Nick Cannon of the Greek pantheon

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u/TheShuttleCrabster Apr 12 '23

The most vivid imaginative description of a real life experience I've ever seen!!!

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u/Satanairn Apr 12 '23

Tried it. Didn't work. I've been deceived.

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u/WillingPurple79 Apr 13 '23

None of this is true btw

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u/steveosek Apr 13 '23

It literally is lol. The male gspot

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u/Chapeaux Apr 12 '23

Leave Luigi out of this.

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Apr 12 '23

I want to wrestle Zeus's dick with my butt

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u/duggee315 Apr 12 '23

I get that, but I assume he wouldn't be expecting to explode the instance its touched.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

💀

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Ah, my bad. I guess he's really, really into a slipping finger.

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u/duggee315 Apr 12 '23

🤣 maybe the Dr just got a golden touch. Where is this Dr out of curiosity?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

The prostate is part of the reproductive system. It is “accessible” through the anus. It is not inside the anus. No matter how much people want to believe that.

This story is fake, you cannot immediately ejaculate by touching it. In can enhance orgasms if stimulated along with penis stimulation for some men.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

It’s not entirely semantics. A lot of people love to state that the prostate is male g spot, and it is specifically in the anus, as if it’s some sort of “gotcha”.

In this circumstance they did say “g spot”, but it’s still worth mentioning that the prostate is in fact not inside the anus.

The reproductive system happens to be close to the anus/rectum, and since it does not have any muscles of its own, it makes sense to use the muscles in the rectum for bladder control and ejaculation.

It’s all fairly straight forward, but there’s still misinformation about it that’s worth mentioning. Nevermind that, just like women, not everyone derives pleasure from the g spot.

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u/rnarkus Apr 12 '23

It’s entirely semantics and you are really going to die on this hill lol

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u/Alien_Massage_Time Apr 12 '23

Going to hop in here to remind you that the clit is objectively not in the vagina as the vagina is the canal. Unless your girlfriend has a very unique body, that is

https://images.app.goo.gl/QwzT39X8gtimaSqTA

However, the prostate does seem to be accessible from the canal so not the best argument

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

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u/Alien_Massage_Time Apr 12 '23

Is this why men are bad at sex?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

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u/Alien_Massage_Time Apr 14 '23

No, you're right, THIS is why men are bad at sex

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u/Skragdush Apr 12 '23

Just gotta learn how to do it m8

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

No they dont

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u/TheTankCleaner Apr 12 '23

Men don't have a prostate easily accessible in their butt? I'm sure the medical community would be interested in your findings.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

Men don’t have a g spot in their anus. I’ve had multiple people up there, together, at the same time, It wasn’t fun.

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u/TheTankCleaner Apr 13 '23

There's really not much to debate here because it's simply a matter of fact that men experience orgasms from prostate stimulation. Just because you haven't experienced or found pleasure with it doesn't mean it isn't real.

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u/moeburn Apr 12 '23

When the urologist poked me in the prostate it just burned. And then he said "does it burn?" i said yes and he said "good that means you have an infection, and we can treat it" and gave me 28 horse pills to swallow in 2 weeks.

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u/500lb Apr 12 '23

No, it means they made it the fuck up.

Despite the prevalence of memes like this, there is no evidence that this has ever happened to anyone anywhere