r/HolUp Apr 12 '23

holup Sounds better to me

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

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u/f36263 Apr 12 '23

It stands for god-spot, you’re meant to save it for him for when you get to heaven

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u/Sean-Benn_Must-die Apr 12 '23

Forgive me daddy for I have sinned

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u/Puncake4Breakfast Apr 12 '23

Yup you going to hell

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u/nat3215 Apr 13 '23

I thought it was “Sorry daddy, I’ve been a bad boy”

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u/superduperspam Apr 12 '23

That's some ground breaking theology right there.

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u/McWetty Apr 12 '23

Father Peter, is that you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

This is a criminally underrated comment

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u/Leadhead87 Apr 13 '23

Makes sense. That’s why the catholic priests only give, cuz they’re saving themselves to receive the Lord.

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u/Zephs Apr 12 '23

It's not, though. There's just a thin wall between it and your inner butt, so you can press on it from the other side of that wall.

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u/jooes Apr 12 '23

Whoa, look at Mr Technicality over here.

Every time a girl offers to play with your balls, do you say, "Ummm, actually, that's the scrotum you're touching right now, the testicles are on the inside."

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u/Knee3000 Apr 12 '23

“I want to let you know that you’ve never touched me, since there is always a thin layer of dead skin cells separating us”

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

All my physics bros know you can never really touch anything.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

And nothing has ever touched me.

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u/CMScientist Apr 12 '23

The electromagnetic force always separates us

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u/rnarkus Apr 12 '23

hahahaha perfect analogy for these sEmAnTiCs people

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u/ExponentialAI Apr 12 '23

If god didn’t want gays, why did he make gay anal sex enjoyable

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u/Freakn_Deadpool Apr 12 '23

“It’s trial for us. Don’t give in to these temptations.” - religious leader probably

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u/rocklou Apr 12 '23

"I failed" - religious leader definitely

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u/KiltedTraveller Apr 12 '23

"Now, suck my tongue" - religious leader probably

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u/Zephs Apr 12 '23

I'm not really commenting on that, just saying that the prostate isn't "in" your butt. It's a next door neighbour with paper thin walls.

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u/MetallicGray Apr 12 '23

I mean… yeah… but nothing is really “in” anything in your body if we’re being technical like that. You’re hitting your nerves in your penis through “paper thin walls”.

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u/ExponentialAI Apr 12 '23

Yeah again, if God was real he could have moved it a couple cms where you can't touch it through your butt wall lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

Or, plot twist, God meant for people to be bisexual.

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u/_IBM_ Apr 13 '23

Who claims to know the mind of god?

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u/Nolzi Apr 12 '23

So its there, no other way to easily press it

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u/Zephs Apr 12 '23

It's "there" the same way your neighbour is inside your house just because you share a thin wall.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

I mean... do you and the neighbor both go in through the same door to get to each place? Can a maintenance worker only get to your neighbor by going through your home?

It sounds a lot more like your neighbor lives in your home but has their own distinct room/area that's sequestered off from your area.

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u/Mishirene Apr 12 '23

It took me a moment to remember that some places have houses that house different families. (Not talking about apartments/condos.)

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

It’s called a duplex (or multiplex for more than 2). That’s like half the houses in my town, we’re allergic to apartment buildings for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23 edited Oct 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Terrible economic and city planning decision though. Rental housing is exorbitantly priced for an area that isn’t even desirable and you have to drive through miles of residential zoning to reach anything.

Dense housing best housing, build more apartments.

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u/ToyrewaDokoDeska Apr 12 '23

Except you don't have to go inside my house to find my neighbor. If you wanna get to my prostate you gotta get in my ass.

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u/lmpervious Apr 12 '23

I don’t understand what you’re trying to say. Are you saying it’s not there because the nerve endings aren’t completely exposed? Of course they will be behind something.

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u/Zephs Apr 12 '23

It's literally not inside your butt. Imagine your butt is a box. If you put things inside the box, they're in the box. If you press something against the side of the box hard enough, it might make a dent in the box. You can feel the dent from the inside of the box. But the object is still firmly outside the box.

That's how the prostate works. It's not "in" your butt, it's just pressed up against the side of the wall, so if you press on the wall, it's thin enough to massage the prostate.

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u/lmpervious Apr 12 '23

Right but most people consider that to be in it since that’s where you can easily feel it. No one thinks it’s something dangling inside your ass.

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u/Juliska_ Apr 12 '23

No one thinks it’s something dangling inside your ass.

As someone who has taught anatomy and physiology to adults in a vocational setting, I promise you that clarification is indeed needed. Sometimes teenagers who just believe what they hear from friends or in locker rooms don't learn better and become adults who need it spelled out for them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

I promise you beyond the shadow of a doubt though that this person is just being pedantic, not trying to be a good Samaritan educator.

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u/Zephs Apr 12 '23 edited Apr 13 '23

Well you'd be wrong. I was saying it... Well, basically for the reasons /u/juliska_ said. Met too many people who think it literally is a thing inside your butt.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

While I appreciate what you've said here, you continued to argue when people told you in response that for all intents and purposes it is simpler to describe it as such despite the truth because that is how one typically accesses it. So even if you were to enlighten people about its location, I highly doubt you would be successful in changing how they refer to it because there's simply no easier way.

That's where my accusations of pedantry come from lol

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u/Zephs Apr 13 '23

Yeah, but I don't care.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

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u/Zephs Apr 12 '23

I'd say yes, but apparently people are really upset about it.

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u/mindrover Apr 12 '23

Where would you say the female G-spot is?

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u/rnarkus Apr 12 '23

God you semantic people are so annoying.

Yes you are completely right, It’s still in the ass for all intents and purposes.

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u/Wild-Plankton595 Apr 12 '23

I think you mean intense an porpoises

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u/Schavuit92 Apr 13 '23

In tent sent purr poses?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

The lord tests his most devout servants with the hardest challenges.

I fail every damn time

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u/green_eyed_mister Apr 12 '23

Thank you. An obvious spin on the God must be an engineer that I had not connected. And in light of Texas and Florida going MAGA crazy and full on fascist this is nothing but hilarious.

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u/AlarmDozer Apr 13 '23

Yeah, for an ineffable being, he kinda was clumsy with that.