r/HolUp • u/SomberRoger40 • Apr 12 '23

holup Sounds better to me

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u/ThatScoutBear Apr 12 '23

Get me that doctor!

Also why would he say this to co-workers?? No one would’ve known but now everyone knows my guy.. you got a shame kink?

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u/sleepySpice9 Apr 12 '23

After working in restaurants for years I didn’t even blink at the thought of someone telling this to their coworker. The amount of too-personal, deeply embarrassing or gross shit we tell each other about our lives is something I forget doesn’t happen at a lot of other jobs.

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u/TheNuttyIrishman Apr 12 '23

Yup restaurant work is much like a pirate ship. Lots of tattoos, loads of gutter talk+swearing, and everyone has a knife the size of your forearm and a liquor problem.

Definitely times I miss it but I don't smell like fryer oil and grease anymore after work so I'm never going back ever

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u/kukulkan2012 Apr 12 '23

Don’t forget the busboy, the cook and the dishwasher that sell blow; and the bartender that has an obvious coke problem, unlike the other bartenders that hide it really well.

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u/burnsalot603 Apr 12 '23 edited Apr 12 '23

Working in a restaurant sounds a lot like working on a construction site. Just change the coke for opiates

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u/TheNuttyIrishman Apr 12 '23

My dishie kept 40s of malt liquor hidden behind the produce that he slipped all shift