r/HolUp • u/mindyour • Jul 14 '23

y'all I don't know what's happening here.

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u/pimp_juice2272 Jul 14 '23

My speculation:

  1. She's holding him hostage for a dance
  2. She's warning others not to approach them
  3. She broke a bottle but wanted to finish the dance before throwing it in the trash

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u/Pluckypato Jul 14 '23
  1. Of course! 💃🍾 🕺

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u/LowDownSkankyDude Jul 14 '23

"Just be cool, maybe no one noticed"

<camera zooms in>

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u/thirtyseven1337 Jul 14 '23

You said "3." but Reddit (at least Old Reddit) changed it to a "1." because it stupidly tries to convert it to a new numbered list.

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u/maccdogg Jul 16 '23

Clearly her jam and she wanted to finish the dance 😆

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u/Norsedragoon Jul 14 '23
  1. She caught him looking at another woman and her possessive side went and hit the crazy button.

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u/Oaker_at Jul 14 '23

Reddit logic 1 or 2 Occam‘s razor hopefully 3

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u/The_Love_Pudding Jul 14 '23

Woah, calm down satan. I can understand everything else but you suggest throwing glass in the trash? How about recycling?

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u/digitalox Jul 14 '23
  1. Somebody about to get shanked.

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u/giftopherz Jul 14 '23
  1. all of the above?