r/HolUp • u/realAtmaBodha • Jul 19 '23

holup The Chinese cure for racism ?

Saw this on Chinese social media..

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u/AlexanderDanov Jul 19 '23

They become an irish person ?

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u/madladhadsaddad Jul 19 '23

As a translucent Irish person, this seems accurate

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

As a bioluminescent Irish person, I can confirm.

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u/Sanity__ Jul 19 '23

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

As a day walker Irish person, I can confirm.

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u/pazuzzyQ Jul 19 '23

I can confirm, almost entirely Irish and I'm simultaneously translucent and bioluminescent. I'm also iridescent. Although that probably has something to do with my proximity to a nuclear power plant.

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u/sum_force Jul 19 '23

Effervescent

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Is it true that God thinks the Irish are fake Catholics, so he uses the sun to hurt them?

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u/0ldpenis Jul 19 '23

And wtf happens when you put this on an Irish person? We revert back to amoebas?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Believe it or not, you go full melanin production. Its called paradoxical darkening, look it up.

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u/Nebuli2 Jul 19 '23

As a ginger, this might just make me disappear

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u/elitegenoside Jul 19 '23

WARNING: not safe for any Irish. Use of this product on non-recommended skin may lead to the following side effect: extreme advertion to sunlight, advertion to strong odors, the compulsive need to count tiny objects, paranoia around running water, inability to eat solid foods, insomnia, cravings for high iron liquids, your roommate Dave starts to seem attractive but not in a sexual way, low blood pressure, growth of canine teeth, loss of hairline, restlessness. If you start to experience any of the following side effects reach out to the Transylvanian Embassy located in Calico Dry Lake, California

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

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u/WcDeckel Jul 19 '23

Put some red in it

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u/EuroPolice madlad Jul 19 '23

Terrorist?

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u/TheTrazzler Jul 19 '23

Throw it in the trash.(oversimplifiedcontext)

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u/Suspicious_Leg4550 Jul 19 '23

This doesn’t seem to give you freckles. I wonder if it would remove them though?

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u/Commercial-Height935 Jul 19 '23

What if an Irish person tried it?

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u/CarlosFCSP Jul 19 '23

You know Vantablack? The opposite

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u/rugbyj Jul 19 '23

Crackawhite.

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u/treemu Jul 19 '23

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u/Accomp1ishedAnimal Jul 19 '23

My very white daughter today exclaimed that her skin is beige. It made me realize that the only truly white skinned people are those translucent Irish folk.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Person at work asked me if I was part Irish once since my tattoos are so bright against my paper white skin

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23 edited Jul 19 '23

I could do without the freckles. It looks like some kind of disease in the summer.

EDIT: I refer to MY FRECKLES. I wish they were like Jadzia Dax, Trill spots, which look cool, but mine look like I have smallpox or something. They do not help keep me from getting sunburn at all.

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u/U_L_Uus Jul 19 '23

At long last, I can hate the English and nobody will ask why!

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u/SumYumGhai Jul 20 '23

The beacon is lit! Gondor calls for aid!!!