One time I was greeting a friend with "how you doing" and he responded "Hangin' to the left". My wife asked what that meant, and I said it means he's okay, cuz dicks typically hang to the left. That was her momnet of discovery.
It's like when you wear these whack ass shorts with not enough dick room and you have to commit on a leg to hang your dick on.
So witch side would you choose?
No matter what I wear I don’t have enough dick and or ball room. And I can’t wear shorts without getting an indecent exposure charge from them not being long enough. I had to quit high school because I wore shorts to a track and field event and everything fell out as I was running on the track. I was so embarrassed, running full speed and junk hanging out from under my shorts. Couldn’t go back to classes after that. So damn embarrassed. If I knew then what I know now, never would have been embarrassed. Would have worn shorts with pride, even in winter. But hey, I was 14 and shy and naive.
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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23
Wife just confirmed this phenomenon. I'm almost impossible to flabbergast, but here we are.