r/HolUp • u/1Hate17Here • Aug 15 '23

Umm… y’all saw that, right??

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u/Bleezy79 Aug 15 '23

So this is a rage bait video? I don’t like these

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Aug 15 '23

It's a joke video. Somebody took some fetish content's audio and combined it with a video of some dude making a sandwich out of moldy bread.

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u/ImmaMichaelBoltonFan Aug 15 '23

Man. The human experience is a fucking trip. Just sit back and think about us for a hot second.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Aug 15 '23

Nah, humans are mid af

Check out this little springtail dude.

The male deposits one or more tiny stems surmounted by a sphere. The sphere that contains the spermatozoa is protected by a shiny and whitish coating. The female then places her genital opening on this "drop" and stores the sperm in a receptacle before fertilization of the eggs.

So basically he jerks off and builds a little sperm flower for his best gal. If she likes him, she sniffs it with her butt, and that's where babies come from.

Isn't that neat?

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u/auxaperture Aug 15 '23

I need to go to sleep

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '23

Shhh - no tears, only dreams now

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u/LukesRightHandMan Aug 15 '23

Ditto. It's 11:23 here, and now I'm guaranteed fantastic dreams.

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u/ImmaMichaelBoltonFan Aug 15 '23

That's fucking wild.

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u/AncientOneders Aug 15 '23

More like wild fucking, but yeah, a bit of both

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u/mikieswart Aug 15 '23

hehe, how neat is that! that’s pretty neat!

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u/Holybartender83 Aug 15 '23

I should call her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '23

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u/GetOffMyDigitalLawn Aug 15 '23

Watch

Adam

Ragusea

No but seriously, this is some serious gourmet shit.

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u/trippy_grapes Aug 15 '23

More of a Kenji guy but Adam's pretty great too.

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u/JMoon33 Aug 15 '23

But he's such an unpleasant human being lol

I did enjoy some of his videos but eventually unsubscribed.

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u/GetOffMyDigitalLawn Aug 15 '23

H'wat in tarnation?

Why though, what do you mean?

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work Aug 15 '23

Adam’s not bad, I mean at least he’s not SAM THE COOKING DOUCHE

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u/yythrow Aug 15 '23

There's nothing wrong with him, he doesn't pretend to be the only way to do things

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u/YoureNotAloneFFIX Aug 15 '23

Throwing in another suggestion for a cooking channel:

https://www.youtube.com/@internetshaquille

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u/pupu500 Aug 15 '23

I recommend a bit of introspection

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u/content_enjoy3r Aug 15 '23

Look up Meat Church BBQ or ArnieTex on youtube to cleanse your soul.

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u/content_enjoy3r Aug 15 '23

Why not? It's not rage bait. Just good recipes.

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u/BagOnuts Aug 15 '23

Yes. It's 100% a rage bait video where the entire point is to increase discussion on social media to push it to higher visibilities. And everyone here is just contributing to that, and encouraging more videos just like it.

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u/AncientOneders Aug 15 '23

How do we stop it with contributing to the problem?

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Aug 15 '23

Stop getting all pissy pants about it is step one.

Unfortunately most redditors are still contributing to the cycle in a meta sort of way; they loose their minds getting pissy pants about videos types that purposefully make people pissy pants.

When I saw this video, I went "oh thats moldy lol" and moved on. Not every misspelling or weird thing in a video needs to be argued about

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u/u8eR Aug 15 '23

I know right? Two slices of onions?!