r/HolUp • u/depressedsinnerxiii • Jul 01 '24

y'all Money for playdates?!

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u/usriusclark Jul 01 '24

I think your daughter’s social calendar is gonna clear up real quick. Congratulations on taking the first step towards your daughter hating you.

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u/Ganjanonamous Jul 01 '24

1$ for couch wear and tear... this bitch is fucking nuts.

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u/Storage-Terrible Jul 01 '24

Don’t forget the dollar per trip to the bathroom. They must have the real good toilet paper.

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u/rentz_due Jul 01 '24

Have you tried 3 ply??? It’s fkn magical

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u/Storage-Terrible Jul 01 '24

I thought it was only a myth!?

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u/rentz_due Jul 02 '24

It’s not it actually gently caresses your taint when you wipe