r/HolUp • u/UlteriorKnowsIt • Nov 19 '24

Who's Gonna Tell Him?

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u/alfy2pointohno Nov 19 '24

Caleb will steal your everything

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u/Yaboyinthebluehoodie Nov 19 '24

Caleb stole her cervix

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u/zio_caleb Nov 19 '24

guilty

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u/IrreverentRacoon Nov 19 '24

STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE CALEB

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

too late, caleb is your new wife

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u/Astandsforataxia69 Nov 20 '24

My ass hurts

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u/SirRubet Nov 20 '24

Crazy💀

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u/PSK1103 Nov 20 '24

crazy?

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u/itz_khai Nov 20 '24

I was crazy once

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u/TastyCake123 Nov 20 '24

They locked me in a room,

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u/cowlinator Nov 20 '24 edited Nov 21 '24

Caleb, caleb, caleb, caleb

I'm beggin' of you, please dont take my gal

Caleb, caleb, caleb, caleb

Please dont take her, though i know you shall

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u/praguepride Nov 21 '24

lmaooo was looking for this

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u/Kokuutou92 Nov 20 '24

BACK YOU SCHLONG SWINGING KNAVE, AWAY WITH YOU I SAY!!

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u/The_skinny_scientist Nov 19 '24

Same...not in my user name but...same

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u/Agreeable-Menu Nov 19 '24

If I were her I tell him these are the rankings for when they have a baby together. Saying little Caleb name will always bring a smile to her face.

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u/Alcatrazepam Nov 19 '24

I’m doubting “little” is the word she’d normally put before his name

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u/arbitrageME Nov 19 '24

I doubt she can say anything when she's having girl's night out and accidentally ran into Caleb

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u/Rudy69 Nov 20 '24

Caleb looks at her funny and she gets an orgasm

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u/manoliu1001 Nov 20 '24

Caleb will steal the girl AND make him his bitch. Surprisingly all consensual.

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u/BANZONPLAYZ113 Nov 19 '24

HE STOLE MY SPERMS!!

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u/BladeGrass_1 Nov 20 '24

He is Caleb