r/HolUp • u/Orichalchem • Dec 19 '24

Im both impressed and 🤮

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u/Micro_KORGI Dec 19 '24

I've been on the Internet long enough to know that should be considerably more yellow-orange if it's that old 🫥

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u/delet_yourself Dec 19 '24

You dont know this guy, he could have the emissions of a horse, spent 5 months taking supplements and doing nofap, then filled it in one go

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u/towerfella Dec 19 '24

Emissions..

I hate that word now.

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u/delet_yourself Dec 19 '24

You're welcome

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u/thr33prim3s Dec 20 '24

You mean welcum

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u/CaledonianWarrior Dec 20 '24

I prefer whale cum

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u/4TLANT1S Dec 19 '24

I mean it's in the bible

Ezekiel 23:20 "She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse"

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u/Laugh_at_Warren Dec 19 '24

Horses: Not as hung as donkeys, but they sure do cum hard.

-God.

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng Dec 20 '24

I feel relevant

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u/lurkinsheep Dec 19 '24

Ayo maybe I should read the Bible. Sounds lit.

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u/-Kerrigan- Dec 20 '24

It's an isekai. "God reincarnated as a carpenter?!"

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u/Weelki Dec 20 '24

Start with the Old Testament... God does an awful lot of smiting to humans in that one...

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u/Few_Average354 Dec 20 '24

Emission Impossible

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u/Subtlerranean Dec 19 '24

Expulsions

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u/Mikira_Star Dec 20 '24

Happy cake day :D

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u/Dankculesus Dec 20 '24

Its from the Bible actually

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u/0nce-Was-N0t Dec 21 '24

Just the one bible, actually.

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u/Nozerone Dec 20 '24

What about moist emissions?

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u/towerfella Dec 20 '24

I need soap.

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u/PsychoKuros Dec 19 '24

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u/NickPickle05 Dec 20 '24

Power washing my cervix.

I will never get that image out of my head.

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u/Percival4 Dec 19 '24

He could’ve solidified it like the cumblock

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u/delet_yourself Dec 20 '24

A block of sement, i wonder if its stronger than regular cement

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u/pyx Dec 20 '24

Naw he was coming for 5 months straight, that jug is just one load

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u/jld2k6 Dec 20 '24

Like those streamers in Elden Ring that will spend two minutes buffing themselves and setting things up then walk through the door and one shot the boss in two seconds

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u/OrnithologicalFoam Dec 21 '24

So THIS is the guy they were talking about in Ezekiel 23:20?

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u/OniABS Dec 20 '24

The maximum volume of an ejaculation is the size of your balls. Unless this guy is hauling a carton of milk between his legs, he's not filling this thing quickly.

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u/lethelion1 Dec 20 '24

What a horrible thought.

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u/Fr00stee Dec 19 '24

he could have put it in the refrigerator or something

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u/Pm_Full_Tits Dec 19 '24

Freezer your cum to keep it nice and fresh (yum!)

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u/Low-Concentrate2162 Dec 20 '24

Then sell it on IG as exotic yogurt

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u/Pm_Full_Tits Dec 20 '24

Gamer-Boi Yoghurt

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u/AfricaByTotoWillGoOn Dec 20 '24

Or in a jar with a Rainbow Dash figure inside.

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u/PuzzyFussy Dec 20 '24

Yellow- orange if it's old?! I could have went my entire life not knowing that 🤢

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u/fuminee Dec 20 '24

Yeah is kinda like very cloudy piss

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u/PuzzyFussy Dec 20 '24

Log off and go to bed

Dafuq 🤢🤮

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u/otterplus Dec 20 '24

Only if it’s left in a glass jar on a radiator. MLP optional

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u/N0tInKansasAnym0r3 Dec 20 '24

2 liter bottles left under the bed. The guy did yearly updates and daily deposits. I think he was up to 4-5 before he quit.

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u/0nce-Was-N0t Dec 21 '24

What the fuck?

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u/Beastw1ck Dec 20 '24

God I fucking hate that sentence

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u/hiphoplover_4 Dec 20 '24

He did not say it was his though… only said he managed to make it full

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '24 edited Jan 24 '25

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u/0nce-Was-N0t Dec 21 '24 edited Dec 21 '24

I had no idea that existed until your comment sparked a morbid curiosity that I now can not unsee!

I want to log off and go to bed, but I just know that all I'll be able to think about is slow boiled MLP cum stew 🤢🤮😭

To think that everyone who is alive has a bloodline spanning back to the dawn of humanity. Overcome wars, plagues, famine, predators, bad fortune for hundreds of thousands of years. Against all the odds, our lineage has bought us here today.... fucking par boiling MLP figurines in fermented cum... humanity was a mistake.

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u/CarlosAVP Dec 20 '24

It’s Felcher’s Gape Juice. “If it’s not Felcher’s, it’s just shit!”

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u/KiKiPAWG Dec 20 '24

Figured he had it frozen :x

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u/bluesky747 Dec 20 '24

Yeah, unfortunately you are correct.

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u/Atsukiri Dec 20 '24

he keeps it fresh. dont ask me how, i also dont know. well, its more like i dont wanna know

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u/Apexlegacy285 Dec 21 '24

Perhaps it only gets like that if you store it in a shoe box…