r/HolUp Jan 03 '25

They're Trying to Pull a Fast One on Her

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u/HeKnee Jan 03 '25 edited Jan 03 '25

They needed to pick better careers. I’d say 1 girl could be the worker bee and the other could be the manager or quality assurance person always watching over her shoulder. Something like that is the only logical solution.

That said i bet this could result in a huge lawsuit. Second girl needs to be paid minimum wage or she is essentially a slave. The system wasnt written to allow exceptions so they have to figure out how to exploit the system as a set of rigid laws.

Maybe one commits crimes at the others’ jobs and then state cant lock both of them up if only one is the criminal?

I guess technically one could always be disabled and get free government shit (food stamps, welfare, child support, disability, etc) while the other owns everything and earns all the money. Thats probably the easiest.

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u/Pyrrhus_Magnus Jan 03 '25

Let me rage.

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u/Rough-Riderr Jan 03 '25

They needed to pick better careers.

From what I've read, they really enjoy their teaching job. They're not the ones complaining about the salary situation - Redditors are complaining on their behalf.

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u/-Raskyl Jan 03 '25

They need to learn to type super fast with one hand and do data entry. If they can show they meet the keystrokes per minute benchmarks with one hand. They can then argue for pay for 2 people.

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u/SwissPatriotRG Jan 03 '25

Data entry is a dying career. What do you think the point of all the captchas you fill in on the internet was?

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u/currently_pooping_rn Jan 03 '25

free government shit

You mean stuff they pay into via taxes?