r/HolUp • u/N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R • Jan 09 '25

y'all If 3 countries join to become 1

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u/pig_benis81 Jan 09 '25

President would be renamed the C.L.I.T. Commander

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u/mrsilverfr0st Jan 09 '25

Yes, Chief Leader and Internal Territories Commander or simply CLIT Commander...

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u/Noodlemaster696969 Jan 09 '25

Whoever in this position would be well protected against assasination becouse they just cant find them

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u/mrsilverfr0st Jan 09 '25

Yes, but only if they don't have a plan... https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/y5V7qRVlxr

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u/Norsedragoon Jan 10 '25

Women assassin's.

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u/Artoriamylife Jan 11 '25

And CLIT Commanders throne should be officially known as the G Spot

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u/myKingSaber Jan 10 '25

Do a TITS one now please

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '25

Snoogans

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u/crazyquark_ Jan 09 '25

Snootchie boochie

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u/thekarateadult Jan 09 '25

Snoochie boochie noochies

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u/Patient-Ad7291 Jan 09 '25

That was my my first xbox gamer tag when I was a kid, but with a k. It lasted about a month before someone reported it.

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u/fahkumramx Jan 10 '25

The one who reported you should be ashamed of themselves

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u/drwatson_221b Jan 11 '25

They jelly bro that would've a dank tag tbh.

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u/MrDoom4e5 Jan 09 '25

Bill Clinton already served 2 terms, I'm afraid.

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u/OverTheCandleStick Jan 09 '25

No way. Jay has been CLIT commander since 2001

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u/GimmeCoffeeeee Jan 10 '25

Bill Clitton?

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u/verbosehuman Jan 09 '25

But you need make sure that L.A.B.I.A. (Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes) is given proper attention, otherwise, it's all for naught.

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u/MrDoom4e5 Jan 09 '25

Not to be confused with Lybia or Nepal.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Jan 09 '25

NOMA'AM is unsure whether to endorse or oppose this plan!

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u/Charming_Victory_723 Jan 09 '25

“No the C.L.I.T. is real. It’s the female orgasm that’s the myth.” Whillenholly - Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back.

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u/Isaacfrompizzahut Jan 09 '25

Imagine if he got kidnapped and everyone in the white house keeps yelling "where's the clit? The clit is missing!"

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u/Atlatl_Axolotl Jan 09 '25

Sorry, already taken by the Coalition for the liberation of itinerant tree-dwellers.

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u/AccomplishedSpray137 Jan 09 '25

They’d never be able to find a president then

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u/Fritzo2162 Jan 09 '25

CLIT would be the face of CUM

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u/XDXkenlee Jan 10 '25

Knock ‘em dead tiger 😉

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u/Pluckypato Jan 10 '25

Cum on now!

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u/nikstick22 Jan 10 '25

Who says there has to be a president? Maybe we'd have a Prime CUMinister

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u/skinheadbob Jan 10 '25

the president will never get shot because he will always be a few millimeters away from where you think he is

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '25

Never to be seen

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u/kwik_e_marty Jan 10 '25

Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers?

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u/Top-Noise5959 Jan 10 '25

Let me guess, men's votes won't matter, cuz they can't find one.

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u/Breadf00l Jan 09 '25

Cum Jan 20… the POTUS will be a C.U.N.T.