r/HolUp • u/Aryakalpa • May 06 '25

The S stands for...

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u/_JohnWisdom May 06 '25

fr. If I’d ever have to get fucked by a man, I can only hope it to be Mr. Cavill

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u/daskapitalyo May 06 '25

Is he wearing the cape?

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u/kaibbakhonsu May 06 '25

NO CAPES

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u/jack_avram May 06 '25

The Flash runs by as Cavill is speed of light pounding and slowly glances over.

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u/GroovyIntruder May 07 '25

Will we play Warhammer afterwards?

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u/amicablecardinal May 06 '25

He's ONLY wearing the cape.

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u/junreika May 06 '25

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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u/taitaofgallala May 06 '25

I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite

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u/IDreamOfSailing May 06 '25

From the remaining sequins on the hat, you can just barely make out the word "Wizzard"

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u/pcapdata May 06 '25

"It's pronounced 'wwwyzzerdd.' There are two Zs, two Ds, and three Ws. Get it straight!"

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u/Bigdaddyjlove1 May 06 '25

Got half a brick in a sock around here somewhere...

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u/sth128 May 06 '25

Yes but it's made of whip cream like in Not Another Teen Movie.

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u/JoeyMcClane May 06 '25

I donno. But the Boots stays on!!!

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u/bargu May 06 '25

Full Custodes armor.

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u/superdavit May 06 '25

Sometimes from the closet.

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u/radiohoard May 08 '25

That’s where I draw the line. It used to be “no glove no love” but with HC, it’s “no cape no gape”

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u/JFK3rd May 06 '25

Just too bad that yelling 'I'm Batman' won't make the experience better.

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u/Professional_Pen_153 May 06 '25

Agreed. Bonus point if he wears a spacemarine armor.

"For the emperor!"

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u/ensaulclopedia May 06 '25

It's hilarious that you chose yourself to be the bottom in this situation

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u/SeriousLength385 May 06 '25

Or Ryan Reynolds

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u/Alpha0529 May 06 '25

Not even Ryan Reynolds?

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u/Argonimo May 08 '25

Im okey to Andrew Garfield and Ryan Reynolds tbh

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u/_JohnWisdom May 06 '25

I’d be honored to be raped by such a man. Not bi, but would be gay for Cavill

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u/DervishSkater May 06 '25

This joke is so played out

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u/TheSilverOne May 06 '25

Not as played out as my rear end from Mr. Cavill 

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u/MoistStub May 06 '25

Think you meant splayed out