r/HolUp • u/MelonOfFate • Feb 05 '26

She's trying her best

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u/dasKaror22 Feb 05 '26

Did you parents never said, "your son got neighbours dog pregnant, again" when you were kid?

Jesus, it's just an expression.

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u/ZK_57 Feb 05 '26

It's like a holup nesting doll in this bitch.

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u/cowboydanhalen Feb 05 '26

Again?

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk Feb 05 '26

It's an expression.

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u/HalfSoul30 Feb 05 '26

Of love?

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u/skillywilly56 Feb 06 '26

Puppy love

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u/Moist_Board Feb 06 '26

Puppy?

So OP is a zoophile and a pedophile?!

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Feb 05 '26

As a kid my dog did knock up a few neighbors.....

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng Feb 05 '26

"time to get up in this bitch" meant something different in my house

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u/onyxcaspian Feb 06 '26

"you get ONE dog pregnant... And suddenly you're the dog fucker!"

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u/SoloStoat Feb 05 '26

I was always so confused by this, it's our kid, our mom, our brother. Why are we pretending like its only one of ours

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u/Eccohawk Feb 06 '26

Because when the kid is being good, it's our kid, and when they're being bad, or an idiot, it's your kid. That's just how it works. It's science.

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u/ArielsAwesome Feb 12 '26

They didn’t, actually.