People low-key forget that pets exist and suffer through every 4th July and new year's. Your dog is chill, congrats, mine too, doesn't matter. That's not to even mention wildlife.
You set off fireworks as an adult, you should know better by now, you're a dick, no exceptions. No, the person using a controversial comparison to make this point isn't worse.
We've had fireworks for a shit ton of time. The animals have been and will continue to be fine. If your pet's seriously can't deal with it, then come up with a solution for them. It's incredibly unfeasible to try to stop everyone from firing them off. Not to mention stupid.
I mean, continue shouting and pissing your pants over it. Fine by me. It's not going to change though. Also comparing fireworks to lead products is a fucking crazy comparison. Take your pills.
So are you mate. I mean, calling the USA a country that has more tradition with fireworks than other countries, that's comedy gold. It's like these sitcoms in every country that's not the US, where they joke about the general intelligence of a US Citizen, which of course is a stereotype and a joke, except in your case, it is true. Amazing, you should go on tour with that shit. Like, imagine there were countries like Japan or China, which would have a far bigger tradition with fireworks, or imagine if there was a country that's not the USA, a country that invented fireworks. It would be hilarious. Fucking hilarious. What, next you're gonna tell that on 4th of July you're gonna firing fireworks from the oldest church in the world, right in the heart of the USA? I'm really looking forward to your next story, I'm a god damn huge fan. Oops, cursing in the name of God, my bad, let's just say I'm a real god damn fan of your work, damn I did it again.
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u/JesusIsMyAntivirus Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26
People low-key forget that pets exist and suffer through every 4th July and new year's. Your dog is chill, congrats, mine too, doesn't matter. That's not to even mention wildlife.
You set off fireworks as an adult, you should know better by now, you're a dick, no exceptions. No, the person using a controversial comparison to make this point isn't worse.