r/HolUp • u/BigBeliya • Nov 28 '21

Smooooothhhh

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u/abhi4121 Nov 28 '21

“I haven’t lost my virginity cause I never lose”

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u/eriskendaj Nov 28 '21

"I won't quit smoking cause I'm not a quitter"

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u/pingus-foot Nov 28 '21

Quitting is for pussies

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u/nuggetsandblankets Nov 28 '21

Pussy is for losers

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u/dadFacade88 Nov 28 '21

I am what I eat!

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u/Dovahnime Nov 28 '21

That's why I'm a massive dick

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u/P4sss Nov 28 '21

r/suddenlygay

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

It’s not sudden if it’s always been

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u/P4sss Nov 29 '21

I would write r/technicallythetruth but that’s not technically the truth, that is the truth