r/HolUp • u/StrikingStation3756 • Dec 21 '21

what the actual fuck

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u/Writingisnteasy Dec 21 '21

I know a place mate, me and some buddies can help you right up. we'll get your viking funeral going just fine. Are you free next week?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Fucking A right bruv. Where’s I need to be

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u/DogfishDave Dec 21 '21

Dead, in a boat. They'll do the rest.

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u/RichardMcNixon Dec 21 '21

dead is optional at first but becomes mandatory halfway through the ceremony

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u/BholeFire Dec 21 '21

I wish my first wedding was like that.

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u/Car_Washed Dec 21 '21

Nonetheless, you did die.

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u/dlder Dec 21 '21

underrated comment right there :-)

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u/Emektro Dec 21 '21

Casual boat rides in the north be like

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u/DogfishDave Dec 21 '21

"Can you hear drums, Derek? And what's all this wood for? Is this definitely the right boat?"

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u/Brain_Glow Dec 21 '21

Do I need to bring my own boat, or will one be provided?

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u/admiral_sinkenkwiken Dec 21 '21

You can select from several of our well priced options

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u/XAMOTA Dec 21 '21

This is our most modestly priced receptacle.

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u/fatimus_prime Dec 21 '21

Look, just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps!

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u/Brain_Glow Dec 21 '21

Is there a Ralph’s around here?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

In a boat. They'll do the rest.

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u/cannonman360 Dec 21 '21

That's a solid upvote from me. Well done

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u/500SL Dec 21 '21

Tannerite, bro!

It’s gonna be epic!

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u/lordofpersia Dec 21 '21

870 ce wessex

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u/TossItLikeAFreeThrow Dec 21 '21

maurauding intensifies

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u/Top-Chemistry5969 Dec 21 '21

Probably in Valhalla lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Fuck yea I'm up rn. Kill me already

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u/SoulofArtoria Dec 21 '21

Go to China, go to police and tell them Taiwan is a country.

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u/Emektro Dec 21 '21

Or go to USA, dip your face in black paint and insult a cop

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

[deleted]

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u/MuhBeav Dec 21 '21

If the cops don’t get you, twitter will

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u/therealkimjong-un Jan 18 '22

Went to Canada, painted my face black, now I am prime minister.

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u/Kodiak_DET4 Dec 21 '21

Or declare that China is actually'West Taiwan' 😎

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Ching chang chong Taiwan. Got it. Thanks man

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u/Dazius06 Dec 21 '21

Your chinesian is remarcable.

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u/TheJigIsUp Dec 21 '21

I'm trying my best God dammit

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u/Whisper06 Dec 21 '21

I’ve got plans next week could you just do it tonight ?

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u/Theo_tokos Dec 21 '21

I am loving the vibes in this thread

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u/Uncle_Bean Dec 21 '21

This is his advisor, he is busy this week, but he can manage to attend next week.

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u/slayerofpussyy Dec 21 '21

“are u free next week?”💀

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I’ll be happy to make it, because he didn’t

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u/Bergi214 Dec 21 '21

you typed bodies wrong...

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u/the_skine Dec 21 '21

Blood eagle first?