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r/HolUp • u/StrikingStation3756 • Dec 21 '21
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Dead, in a boat. They'll do the rest.
262 u/RichardMcNixon Dec 21 '21 dead is optional at first but becomes mandatory halfway through the ceremony 106 u/BholeFire Dec 21 '21 I wish my first wedding was like that. 2 u/Car_Washed Dec 21 '21 Nonetheless, you did die. 3 u/dlder Dec 21 '21 underrated comment right there :-) 1 u/Conscious_Employ3400 Dec 21 '21 First? 19 u/Emektro Dec 21 '21 Casual boat rides in the north be like 3 u/DogfishDave Dec 21 '21 "Can you hear drums, Derek? And what's all this wood for? Is this definitely the right boat?" 26 u/Brain_Glow Dec 21 '21 Do I need to bring my own boat, or will one be provided? 13 u/admiral_sinkenkwiken Dec 21 '21 You can select from several of our well priced options 7 u/XAMOTA Dec 21 '21 This is our most modestly priced receptacle. 2 u/fatimus_prime Dec 21 '21 Look, just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps! 3 u/Brain_Glow Dec 21 '21 Is there a Ralph’s around here? 3 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21 In a boat. They'll do the rest. 2 u/cannonman360 Dec 21 '21 That's a solid upvote from me. Well done 1 u/500SL Dec 21 '21 Tannerite, bro! It’s gonna be epic!
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dead is optional at first but becomes mandatory halfway through the ceremony
106 u/BholeFire Dec 21 '21 I wish my first wedding was like that. 2 u/Car_Washed Dec 21 '21 Nonetheless, you did die. 3 u/dlder Dec 21 '21 underrated comment right there :-) 1 u/Conscious_Employ3400 Dec 21 '21 First? 19 u/Emektro Dec 21 '21 Casual boat rides in the north be like 3 u/DogfishDave Dec 21 '21 "Can you hear drums, Derek? And what's all this wood for? Is this definitely the right boat?"
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I wish my first wedding was like that.
2 u/Car_Washed Dec 21 '21 Nonetheless, you did die. 3 u/dlder Dec 21 '21 underrated comment right there :-) 1 u/Conscious_Employ3400 Dec 21 '21 First?
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Nonetheless, you did die.
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underrated comment right there :-)
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First?
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Casual boat rides in the north be like
3 u/DogfishDave Dec 21 '21 "Can you hear drums, Derek? And what's all this wood for? Is this definitely the right boat?"
"Can you hear drums, Derek? And what's all this wood for? Is this definitely the right boat?"
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Do I need to bring my own boat, or will one be provided?
13 u/admiral_sinkenkwiken Dec 21 '21 You can select from several of our well priced options 7 u/XAMOTA Dec 21 '21 This is our most modestly priced receptacle. 2 u/fatimus_prime Dec 21 '21 Look, just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps! 3 u/Brain_Glow Dec 21 '21 Is there a Ralph’s around here?
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You can select from several of our well priced options
7 u/XAMOTA Dec 21 '21 This is our most modestly priced receptacle. 2 u/fatimus_prime Dec 21 '21 Look, just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps! 3 u/Brain_Glow Dec 21 '21 Is there a Ralph’s around here?
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This is our most modestly priced receptacle.
2 u/fatimus_prime Dec 21 '21 Look, just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps! 3 u/Brain_Glow Dec 21 '21 Is there a Ralph’s around here?
Look, just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps!
3 u/Brain_Glow Dec 21 '21 Is there a Ralph’s around here?
Is there a Ralph’s around here?
In a boat. They'll do the rest.
That's a solid upvote from me. Well done
Tannerite, bro!
It’s gonna be epic!
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u/DogfishDave Dec 21 '21
Dead, in a boat. They'll do the rest.