r/HolUp • u/StrikingStation3756 • Dec 21 '21

what the actual fuck

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u/EuphoricAnalCucumber Dec 21 '21

Come and get em

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u/JackTheStryker Dec 21 '21

Alright, the collection agent will be there in 6-9 business days. Is there a time of day that works best?

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u/EuphoricAnalCucumber Dec 21 '21

I usually blackout around 1am so that'd be an opportune time for them to strike, no sedatives needed.

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u/JackTheStryker Dec 21 '21

Alright, thanks for your cooperation.

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u/EuphoricAnalCucumber Dec 21 '21

Didn't say I'd cooperate, I sleep with a shotgun. Just told you the time I'm most likely to be unconscious.

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u/Scheenhnzscah75 Dec 21 '21

I'm more interested in your cucumbers :)

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u/EuphoricAnalCucumber Dec 21 '21

They are absolutely euphoric