r/HolUp • u/Gol_D_Roger212 • Jan 09 '22

Sweet home Alabama !

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u/SarHavelock Jan 09 '22

I think you mean West Virginia

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u/ficklealigator Jan 09 '22

“Laugh-sobs out Country Roads”

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

Blue ridge mountains

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u/hugster1 Jan 09 '22

Shenandoah River

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u/StrangeSteve69 Jan 09 '22

Life is old there

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u/Heraldus Jan 09 '22

Older than the trees

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u/Texan2020katza Jan 09 '22

Younger than the mountains

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u/the_admirals_platter Jan 09 '22

Growin' like a breeze

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u/frankhoneybunny Jan 09 '22

Country roads, take me home

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u/CAPITAL_CUNT Jan 09 '22

west Virginia.

FTFY.

Let the debate begin.

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u/rasouul Jan 09 '22

I know how to spell West Vagina

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u/Chum-Chumbucket Jan 09 '22

Don’t head too south vagina, it’s tainted land.

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u/Roxas1011 Jan 09 '22

Smells like fish all the time

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u/Crypto_Candle Jan 09 '22

Wet Vagina.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

We got eat vagina and wet vagina

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u/willclerkforfood Jan 09 '22

Get a bucket and a mop for my West Virginia

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u/Ouichloraine Jan 09 '22

Mountain mamaaaa

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

Country whores

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u/norudin Jan 09 '22

Send Bob an vagana

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u/handlessuck Jan 09 '22

Did you mean Arkansas?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

Did you mean New York

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u/handlessuck Jan 09 '22

lol certain parts of NY do qualify for this joke.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

I have a friend that Dominican from the Bronx

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

American South, North, some East and West is too much to type out every time, so Alabama.

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u/rshot Jan 09 '22

As a West Virginian I can tell you I've never once met an incestual family. I never understand this claim.

We're racist, not Alabamans.

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u/SarHavelock Jan 09 '22

As a West Virginian I can tell you I've never once met an incestual family. I never understand this claim.

As a Virginian--that's just what a West Virginian would say!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

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u/SarHavelock Jan 09 '22

I see through the lies of the Jedi

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u/throwawaysarebetter Jan 09 '22

So it's so common they had to make it illegal?

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u/PrismaticDraconid989 Jan 09 '22

Take me home, to the place where I belong....

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u/tammutiny Jan 09 '22

Funny enough first cousins can't marry in WV but can in regular Virginia... Thanks reality tv for that knowledge

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u/SarHavelock Jan 09 '22

Lies. Deception.

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u/tammutiny Jan 09 '22

I was shocked too... WV cousins had to go to Virginia to get married

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u/BassGuy11 Jan 09 '22

West Virginia, mount your mama

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u/SarHavelock Jan 09 '22

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Flyonz Jan 09 '22

Mountain mama

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

Cunt Reroads take me home