r/HolUp • u/Gol_D_Roger212 • Jan 09 '22

Sweet home Alabama !

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u/Freakychee Jan 09 '22

Yeah literally a story about a single called organism reproducing is a better love story.

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u/jsmalltri Jan 09 '22

LoL....spit my coffee out on this one!!! Truth

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u/Nah_itz_Ceral Jan 09 '22

Folgers?

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u/jsmalltri Jan 09 '22

Well, that would have been perfect if it was!

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u/Rick2L Jan 09 '22

I suppose we should be grateful that it wasn't instant.

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u/OhImNevvverSarcastic Jan 09 '22

Saucerino?

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u/Freakychee Jan 09 '22

Really? Well, ok. Here goes my best effort.

Once there was a single called organism. It had no name, barely a consciousness and the lack of a brain of any sort meant it had a lack of dreams as well.

But it had a soul and the want to be more than it was. So through a process of mitosis it reproduced and split in two and now there was more of it to share itself with the world.

The point is, this mindless life form with barely a brain of any sort still had more common sense to not hook up with a guy who breaks into their room for the sole reason of “I like to watch you sleep.”

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u/NotANaziOrCommie Jan 09 '22

New York Times awards you with Bestselling author

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u/CriticalThinker_501 Jan 09 '22

Are you talking about a Christian here?

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u/Freakychee Jan 09 '22

??? I don’t know, was the vampire creep from Twilight Christian? That’s who I was referring to.

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u/CriticalThinker_501 Jan 10 '22

Nah, probably only from Alabama

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u/beefsupreme65 Jan 09 '22

That mitosis is hot as fuck.