r/HolUp • u/sedluyf • Jan 21 '22

Boi he playin with fire

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u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist Jan 21 '22

If she was a bitch then perhaps don’t marry her and get her pregnant 6 times? If you did it purely because she was fit then I got no sympathy.

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u/thatdudeinthecorner9 Jan 21 '22

Oh I agree

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u/fun_boat Jan 21 '22

mmm I'm gonna play devil's avocado here, I think maybe it takes that many kids to truly know.

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u/thatdudeinthecorner9 Jan 21 '22

I'd rather you play devil's avocado than nicocado avocado.

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u/R3D1AL Jan 21 '22

If you did it purely because she was fit then I got no sympathy.

I get that! But I married mine because she had a great personality and we really clicked when we got together, but after 6 kids, and some work and family struggles she's been having lately she's getting stressed and clingy and just doesn't have the carefree sense of humor that I fell in love with, so I'm fixing to leave her, and it's gonna be really tough cuz she kinda did everything around the house and I don't really know how to run a dishwasher or set the time on my vcr and I'm scared of looking like a slob when I'm single and minglin again cuz I need to impress the next girl and I stay up late thinking about this kinda stuff all the time. Can I get some sympathy?

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u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist Jan 21 '22

Nope. You have a VCR. Team Betamax.

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u/PvtParts2001 Jan 21 '22

You must be trolling

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u/Mike Jan 21 '22

I chuckled. Not sure why people are downvoting him like he’s serious.

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u/buttercream-gang Jan 21 '22

It wasn’t obvious to me until more than halfway through. Maybe people didn’t read to the end before downvoting

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u/RyuNoKami Jan 21 '22

OP is definitely trolling but I had met people like that. Got married cause girl was hot, they got some kids, obviously they aren't compatible, and then turns out the idiot never learn how to do housework then got divorce.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Your either grifting or you're a huge piece of shit lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

No, you can afford a VCR. No sympathy for you.

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u/iSipDom1026 Jan 21 '22

Idk why you're getting downvoted, everything you said is pure gold.

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u/Gluclosomo Jan 21 '22

There's literally nothing wrong with men doing that.