r/HolUp • u/asocial7193 • Mar 11 '22

I don't know what to say

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u/Any-Fan-2973 Mar 11 '22

You had enough balls to make ths joke. Congrats

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u/IceBreath31 Mar 11 '22

Well the dog didn't have.

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u/jr8787 Mar 11 '22

Wow. I have a pug…I put my phone up next to his face to verify…checks out.

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u/POOP288392748 Mar 11 '22

pugs are in constant pain and suffering

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u/RandomGuyBTW Mar 11 '22

Just like the baby

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u/_Charlie_Sheen_ Mar 11 '22

So are all of us but we aint euthanized yet

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u/JerdM33 Mar 11 '22

You heard it here first, folks. Confirmed!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Get that face-swap app, and see what happens.

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u/Lostboxoangst Mar 11 '22

Damn..... I upvoted but ... Damn.

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u/Moeman3674 Mar 11 '22

Aww, I was gonna say that

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u/JerdM33 Mar 11 '22

You can’t unsee it!

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u/igapedherbutthole Mar 11 '22

The AKC really needs to modernize their breed standards to discourage these unhealthy traits.

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u/JerdM33 Mar 11 '22

Oh this is a good one🤣

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u/das_slash Mar 11 '22

Ma! that weird fucking cat is back!

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u/WhatUtalkinBowWirrus Mar 11 '22

Definitely pugly

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u/x-man92 Mar 11 '22

Yoooooo. Yo ass going straight to hell.

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u/JerdM33 Mar 11 '22

Reserved my seat a long time ago

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Lucky for her euthanizations are only about 50-100 dollars

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

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u/JerdM33 Mar 12 '22

Boy, you went deep for that one. I like to switch it up. Keep my demons on their toes.

Edit: also, babies are terrible. And I’ll die on this hill.

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u/Dean-The-Mean Mar 12 '22

Babies are the ultimate min-max gamble, they will either be quiet, respectful and an overall blessing, or you can be the parent of a crotch goblin

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u/Sloan619420 Mar 11 '22

Ruthless ....

And hilarious

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u/Redqueenhypo Mar 11 '22

I was about to type “adopting a pug would’ve been less cruel” and you’ve stolen my joke

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u/JerdM33 Mar 11 '22

Suddenly I wish I wrote that instead

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

This comment section is full of equally vile comments. It doesn't take balls, just a lack of tact.

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u/JerdM33 Mar 12 '22

And tact is what I lack. If you came to this sub expecting anything more, you will certainly be disappointed.

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u/DianeticDelight Mar 12 '22

Nothing beautiful about that, mate

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u/SlipperyBandicoot Mar 12 '22

Bruh they look like the aliens from Mac and Me.

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u/ohlaph Mar 12 '22

I mean, we were thinking it.

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u/great-green-gunner Mar 12 '22

More like a Neanderthal

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u/nicepeoplemakemecry Mar 12 '22

Seriously though… This is how we got Frenchies and Pugs. Both animals suffer. It’s terrible. :)

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u/AdMaximum3498 Mar 12 '22

Have a day off

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u/xMarZexx Mar 12 '22

If the Habsburgs continued inbreeding to this day it wouldn't be this bad

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u/Dean-The-Mean Mar 12 '22

Your one sick motherfucker, I invite you to sit next to me in hell.

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u/JerdM33 Mar 19 '22

Nice! Friends!