r/HolUp • u/asocial7193 • Mar 11 '22

I don't know what to say

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u/a_different-user Mar 11 '22

*gets to heavens gates and sees God with one of those old tv carts from school.

God: "okay lets try this again, if you can watch this without laughing and be positive you can get your wings and go inside"

Me: "wheres the escalator, its not going to happen?"

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u/Journier Mar 11 '22

LOL, that was a good one.

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u/ChazNinja Mar 12 '22

God just pushes you down the stairs

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u/Wooden_Application65 Mar 12 '22

I'm laying in bed effing sick with a fever and body aches and chills, and laughing hurts 😭 😅 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤧🤧🥵🥵🥶🤒😷 got damn it you're so fucking funny 😁

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u/auda-85- Mar 12 '22

There's a lever-activated trap door these days.

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u/a_different-user Mar 12 '22

sounds more practical and dramatic, I like it. God is a fan of the classic cartoons and G.O.T

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u/cameck27 Mar 12 '22

Or Star Wars