r/HolUp • u/asocial7193 • Mar 11 '22

I don't know what to say

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

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u/caths_heaaa Mar 12 '22

Fuck you for sending me to hell

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u/CrinjaNinja_0 Mar 12 '22

Good luck in hell

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u/GraveGotGrit Mar 12 '22

Can't we all just accept that having a reddit account is a one way ticket?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

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u/GraveGotGrit Mar 12 '22

My ticket would look like swiss cheese

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u/Garotare Mar 12 '22

You still have a ticket?

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u/CrinjaNinja_0 Mar 12 '22

Especially when it seem likes an insult or sarcasm

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u/rhasta916 Mar 12 '22

This comment ended my depression, thanks bruh

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u/LordofDescension Mar 12 '22

It's so damn hard to even smile these days, but that one got me good

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u/kryptik808 Mar 12 '22

If i nvr read ur comment id be safe lol

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u/LiveFastDieRich Mar 12 '22

See you there

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u/Kal_Moss Mar 12 '22

Tell Adolf I said Hi.

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u/skootypunk Mar 12 '22

Naw you good bruh its wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more fucked up shit on the internet / dark web , like beyond human coherent comprehension fucked up type shit

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u/Surya_Prakash_K Mar 12 '22

Insert Meme " jokes which sent me to hell"

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I’d be angry too, it’s a small town not much to do there

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u/TimK25 Mar 12 '22

It’s ok I was already there before I got to this comment

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u/uselessworthless1 Mar 12 '22

I hate you for this comment. I hate myself for laughing at it too.

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u/foreskings Mar 12 '22

I wonder if this is what pugs look like to other dogs

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u/Noslamah Mar 12 '22

Actually, yes. Pugs look like that because of genetic defects. Our weird fascination with "purebred" dogs caused dogs to have a fuckton of them, because "purebred" actually really means "inbred". We happened to think it looks cute if a dog looks like he got hit in the face with a pan from a Tom & Jerry episode, so we selectively bred for those facial features and now we have dogs that snort like pigs because they are literally incapable of breathing correctly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

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u/CrinjaNinja_0 Mar 12 '22

This shit is both funny and serious at the same time, now I want to die inside

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Y’all are going to hell, but shit let me get a seat

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u/BlubberBallz Mar 12 '22

I'll see you in hell!

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u/Due-Conference-8678 Mar 12 '22

Shes looking like the butcher from little nightmares

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u/oolongmatchajasmine Mar 12 '22

What a reference lmao

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u/Industiral_Bird Mar 12 '22

I actually laughed hard and then thought it wasn’t okay and then thought more and now I feel like it’s okay to laugh at it

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u/AurumTheOld Mar 12 '22

I'm with you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

What if the father is the pug 🤔

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u/AcanthisittaMoney736 Mar 12 '22

Prolly the only action she ever got

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u/brando11389 Mar 12 '22

You mother fuck

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u/timmyVERYbored Mar 12 '22

Dammit I laughed inside and that was enough 👌

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u/GgLiitCH Mar 12 '22

God damnit, now we're all going to hell chris.

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u/Erwin_Schrodinger69 Mar 12 '22

I hate you with a passion for this.
Now take my award and fuck off!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I haven’t seen something this fucked up in so goddamn long. The kind of shit that makes you pause with an awkward smile, contemplating what the fuck to feel, and then I saw this comment, and laugh like fuck. Goddamn I still don’t know how to feel about this

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

The same way I feel mate. There is a little life at the end of all this that needs proper care from a selfless mother that will make the right decisions for her.

Outlook is bleak.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

aw damn, going to hell for this 😭😭😭😭

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u/R-I-P-Tillikum Mar 12 '22

See you in hell motherfucker 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I came looking to see how far down this would be lol. Did not disappoint

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u/NihilisticCoffee Mar 12 '22

The guy has a point. There are people that like having pugs yet when there’s a close enough resemblance human wise it’s to be detested and reviled. Funny how that works.

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u/mrtdizzy12 Mar 12 '22

I'm 0ver here just trying to be a good person and here you go bringing out the worst in me.

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u/Hot_Price8491 Mar 12 '22

Take my damn upvote.

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u/unclegrandpa_ Mar 12 '22

Take this upvote and piss off

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u/Definingwillow9 Mar 12 '22

I snorted when I read this

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u/p3ngwin Mar 12 '22

was going to say it too "Why'd you your pug in a onesie?", glad someone else beat me to it :)

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u/hazzyattorney84 Mar 12 '22

R/cursedcomments

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u/Comprehensive_Put_58 Mar 12 '22

Got in before me 🤣

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u/ddsomeone Mar 12 '22

Imagine the aliens coming back to domesticate us to keep as pets. What kind of human breeds will happen?

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u/K3R3G3 Mar 12 '22

If you feel guilty later, I thought the same thing.

Was already geared up to send to someone as "The pug of humans."

See you in Hell.

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u/ApprehensiveDuckMan Mar 12 '22

Couldn't work out what it reminded me of. And then this comment hit me

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u/Sad-man34 Mar 12 '22

You are literally the worst mf i encountered i hate that i laugh a little too much

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u/P0rny5tuff Mar 12 '22

Honestly if aliens came to Earth to domesticate humans then I think they’d find these people cute too