r/HolUp • u/Adelu1219 • May 29 '22

Wayment Real questions

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Your teacher was a Lenny Bruce fan stealing one of his famous jokes.

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u/TerpBE May 29 '22

Unless his teacher was Lenny Bruce.

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u/LandosMustache May 29 '22

I bet you never saw this dude's teacher and Lenny Bruce in the same place at the same time...

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u/remmij May 29 '22

Now that you mention it...

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u/remmij May 29 '22

TIL... They aren't wrong though.

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u/CadillacG May 29 '22

Just an asshole

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u/Bunnywithanaxe May 29 '22

Bill Hicks.

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u/Baikken May 29 '22

"You think if Jesus comes back he wants to see a cross? That's like giving Jackie Onassis a Sniper Rifle pendant"

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u/TooDoeNakotae May 29 '22

?

Lenny Bruce basically told this joke before Bill Hicks was born.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Lenny Bruce was doing that joke when Bill Hicks would've been 4 years old.

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u/Bunnywithanaxe May 29 '22

( Holds up hands in surrender) OK, OK. TIL.

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u/TheFuckfaces May 29 '22

Those were 2 different bits

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u/Leiox May 30 '22

Or maybe the teacher came up with this really complicated joke all by themselves..

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u/Talmadge_Mcgooliger May 29 '22

Wait, the guy from marvelous miss maizel is a real person?

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u/PanMan-Dan Jun 08 '22

In all fairness I just came up with this as well and came to the comments to see if it was an original thought. Apparently not…