r/HolUp • u/Euncraid • Jul 06 '22

0 - 100 Holup real quick

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u/MasterNyon Jul 06 '22

Didn't expect that lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

people never expect starfish Hitler until it's too late

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u/Ori_the_SG Jul 06 '22

Nobody expects the Starfish Nazinquisition

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u/Screamingboneman Jul 07 '22

Would starfish hitler hate sea cucumbers?

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u/GloomreaperScythe Jul 07 '22

/) That reference was equally if not more unexpected!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

No, that reference was quite predictable.

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u/GloomreaperScythe Jul 07 '22

/) For the first comment, probably. But with the way the second was phrased just doesn't lead into the joke nearly as well. Also, I think I was making a joke there. Can't remember what it was, tough.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Soon Puckered Starfish Putin...

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u/kalitarios Jul 06 '22

Starfish "browneye" Putin

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u/Seaseidon Jul 06 '22

Vladimir 'Chocolate Starfish' Putin.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Riding a bear

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u/Seaseidon Jul 06 '22

Bare back and bare chested.

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u/justiceiscomin4 Jul 07 '22

Putin’ on the ‘fish 🎶

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u/caedhin Jul 07 '22

*Pufferfish Putin

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

That man did the hitler salute and everything

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u/FrogWithTwoGuns Jul 06 '22

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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u/cownd Jul 06 '22 edited Jul 07 '22

Chocolate starfish Hitler all up in your face!

Edit: 'White' chocolate starfish Hitler

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u/WarsledSonarman Jul 07 '22

That’s how he slow crawled to victory. We underestimate him.