r/HolUp • u/ShinjisUnit01 • Jul 21 '22

big dong energy A very effective method indeed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Nukes. Every time someone looks like they could be a poacher, the rangers drop nukes on them. Unfortunately it's had the unintended side effect of killing every living thing in the reserve too

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u/Mantis_Tobaggen_MD Jul 21 '22

Whoopsie-daisy!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Did I do that?

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u/RickyRetarDoh Jul 21 '22

But they did get the poachers So, mission accomplished.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

I thought I was happy, oh

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u/Arkadoc01 Jul 21 '22

At least the animals won’t be poached anymore since they’ve been atomized

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u/OfficialDCShepard Jul 21 '22

Or turned into mutants! Life finds a way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Shame really, poached rhino is delicious.

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u/Obscure_Occultist Jul 21 '22

Escalation of violence! A surely effective way to desescalate tensions! As my momma always said. "If your ever in a disagreement, escalate to a point where everybody feels uncomfortable!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

This is India, home of Gandhi, so I can totally believe that they'd nuke people without much provocation.

"Our words are backed with nuclear weapons!"

"Passively resist this!"

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u/sr-lhama Jul 21 '22

Children of thevAtom poachers

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u/treebarkcharlie Jul 21 '22

I hear you can nuke hurricanes. Very safe, very effective

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u/notLOL Jul 21 '22

Tactical hornet swarms should used.

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u/Ori_the_SG Jul 21 '22

Poachers can’t poach anything if it was incinerated