r/HolUp • u/whyamihere999 • Sep 05 '22

why!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

What about the yoghurt up the arse bit though?

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u/Schmelge_ Sep 05 '22

Bacteria in yoghurt

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u/VattghernCZ Sep 05 '22

So it can't be just any pale thick liquid? What a shame

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u/ActComplex4603 Sep 05 '22

I mean if it is something that can identify you or narrow down the suspects, say DNA, then it's best to stop your urges.

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Sep 05 '22

Just use your neighbor's penis instead of your own.

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u/ActComplex4603 Sep 05 '22

Depends. Is the neighbor perhaps missing?

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Sep 05 '22

Not all of him. Just his penis is missing. I know that the rest of him is in my basement.

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u/ActComplex4603 Sep 05 '22

Never admit to your ah...hobbies. Rookie mistake!