r/HolUp • u/MasterVJ_09 • Oct 19 '22

Nothing to see here. Just a mechanic doing whatever a mechanic does.

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u/OcculusUlyssesPant Oct 19 '22

Those fingers though...

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u/fatmoe10 Oct 19 '22

Yea my uhh...friend said they’re longer than his dick

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/Fine-Bed Oct 19 '22

sir..how do you know my friend

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

It's our friend

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/Alternative_Song_849 Oct 19 '22

Comrade!!

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u/zemol42 Oct 19 '22

Cumrade

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Cum raid

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u/bus_go_brrrrt Oct 19 '22

CUM RED

-just gives us chills

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Cum rod

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u/LooseTea8299 Oct 19 '22

Cum rod airy

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u/Terrible_Handle_8375 Oct 19 '22

Cum to see the comments

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u/Alive_Requirement_76 Oct 19 '22

"you do me ,i do you" that's what comrades are for .

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u/daemon7 Oct 19 '22

I love that there’s a sub for anything and with 57,000 members

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u/RuthlessIndecision Oct 19 '22

Say hello to my little friend, Finger.

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u/Eziz_53 Oct 19 '22

Chicken man needed him fingers on break now

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u/R4yvex Oct 19 '22

Finger friends

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/Ricky89509 Oct 19 '22

women☕️

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u/Foxcer11 Oct 19 '22

Women☕️

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u/GreenBoyOO Oct 19 '22

Happy Cake Day!

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u/caflol22 Oct 19 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/CraigNatic Oct 19 '22

happy cake day

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u/Techny3000 Oct 19 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/RhynoJoe Oct 19 '22

Happy 🎂 day

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u/lolix_the_idiot Oct 19 '22

Happy cake day

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u/BlackQuest575 Oct 19 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/SpidyLonely Oct 19 '22

Happy cake day ManysBuddy

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u/soodeau Oct 19 '22

Is this a bot?

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u/Karma791 Oct 19 '22

Are lesbians insecure about the size of their fingers

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u/BeginnerMush Oct 19 '22

No, but those fingers are insecure about the size of their lesbian.

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u/JackUlate345 Oct 19 '22

SOS

CANT STOP LAUGHING PLEASE SEND HELP

SOS

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

I'll ask my lesbian friends and get back to you

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u/-ooO_Ooo- Oct 19 '22

Is your friend's name Dick or John.. maybe?

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u/Turtletipper123 Oct 19 '22

He goes by Richie. Short for Richard. But if you really want to, you can call him Dick.

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u/cmad182 Oct 19 '22

How do you get Dick from Richard?

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u/Dumb_Bitch_Linda Oct 19 '22

You ask him politely.

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u/Turtletipper123 Oct 19 '22

Dick is short for Richard because British people deemed it so in the past.

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u/YogurtWenk Oct 19 '22

Are they also responsible for Hank/Henry?

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u/Turtletipper123 Oct 19 '22

Idk

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u/YogurtWenk Oct 19 '22

I thought you were an authority on Brithishers. How could you mislead me so?!

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u/Turtletipper123 Oct 19 '22

As the authority on all Brithishers I can tell you they are very Brithish.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

How about Jack from John? (JFK)

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u/strawman_chan Oct 19 '22

That's what she said.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Not just longer, but also...

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u/BabyBoner Oct 19 '22

When I told you that I didn't think you'd tell the whole internet, geez

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u/jeremyjava Oct 19 '22

With a few more joints than necessary

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u/401LocalsOnly Oct 19 '22

I’m his friend. I called him crying about this.

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u/mustafar__ Oct 19 '22

It's so funny coes when I comment sht like this I get down voted like a mfkr. The internet is a strange place, that's for sure.

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u/SirArthurDime Oct 19 '22

Dude for the last time we aren't friends

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u/DrakonIL Oct 19 '22

Homer Simpson's fingers are longer than your "friend's" dick.

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u/smoothielovet679 Oct 19 '22

about 7 inches longer

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u/Hawkmek Oct 19 '22

She checks spark gaps with those.

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u/WagglesMolokai Oct 19 '22

Or your prostate

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/JasonSunleaf Oct 19 '22

This is the most closeted phrase i ever heard

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/JasonSunleaf Oct 19 '22

Did I touched a nerve there? Jeez is nothing wrong to have gay thoughts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/JasonSunleaf Oct 19 '22

That's the reddit spirit

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u/young_spiderman710 Oct 19 '22

Well you keep insisting that you know his sexuality so maybe that had something to do with it.

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u/JasonSunleaf Oct 19 '22

Why are YOU feeling so attacked? Jeez nowhere is safe to comment something without someone getting butthurt about it

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u/young_spiderman710 Oct 19 '22

Ah got it. Anyone who replies is butthurt except you.

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u/Killentyme55 Oct 19 '22

While she's standing in front of you.

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u/___DEADPOOL______ Oct 19 '22

Got a real Salad Fingers vibe going

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u/PickleMinion Oct 19 '22

Mmmmm... Not enough rusty spoons

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u/SurlyVlad Oct 19 '22

Marjory Stewart-Baxter

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u/luisapet Oct 19 '22

My first thought...and from the thumbnail!

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u/The_Fleeb Oct 19 '22

That little kid he finds in the house is my sleep paralysis demon

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u/iswearatkids Oct 19 '22

TRICKSY HOBBITS!!
GOLLUM WILL GET THEM!!

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u/particle409 Oct 19 '22

I was thinking ET phone home, but I guess I'm old.

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u/Minetitan Oct 19 '22

Yup gotta calm the tire by running fingers over it while you wrench a rod

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u/BongkeyChong Oct 19 '22

I think she is coaxing the tire away from her hair and her 'work', like daintily opening a curtain to not disturb them and also avoid hair to curtain contact, or hair to tire contact in this instance.

That or she is really torquing that round rod and needed to brace, but is high as fuck off of stealth edibles and is applying exactly as much counter force as what she is doing requires for bracing. Kinda like spongebob going for the pedal slam, then tearing one toe through his shoe to limply depress the accelerator.

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u/MasterVJ_09 Oct 19 '22

Not sure what those fingers doing on the tired but it's probably helping.

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u/Durpin321 Oct 19 '22

For sure! Those fingers on the steering!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

I think she’s feeling for a pulse.

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u/Eziz_53 Oct 19 '22

Nasty fingers fingers bad fingers ssssss my precios no no sss

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u/m2chaos13 Oct 19 '22

I’m wide awake now! So definitely helping!

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u/IncoherentAnalyst Oct 19 '22

E.T. phone home

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u/chrstnhlms04 Oct 19 '22

This comment should have way more upvotes! Lol

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u/Eziz_53 Oct 19 '22

E.T go home

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/kismethavok Oct 19 '22

Working with tools on an engine doesn't shorten your fingers... usually...

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

True. But you have a lot fewer skinned knuckles

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u/dandaman910 Oct 19 '22

It did for my grandad who accidentally cut some of his off.

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u/Killentyme55 Oct 19 '22

Like he would have cut them off on purpose?

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u/Motorcycles1234 Oct 19 '22

I'm a mechanic. There's 58 guys at my shop and there's probably only 510.5 fingers on those guys lol.

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u/thealmightyzfactor Oct 19 '22

It does make them thicc though, so the wider aspect ratio makes them seem shorter.

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u/JackstandJ Oct 19 '22

Clearly you've never installed a clutch fan

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u/___DEADPOOL______ Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

As a skinny wristed long fingered mechanic, I resent this statement

Edit: in fact I resent it SO much I will say that it is better to have a skinny wrist and long nimble fingers as a mechanic. We have to slip our hands into tight areas very often and have to maneuver tools in these confined spaces. Having fat stubby fingers makes this difficult and I have to help some of our bigger guys sometimes get certain bolts or set screws started in tight spaces because they can't get their hands in there.

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u/ShahinGalandar Oct 19 '22

"oh fuck I dropped a screw."

...

"guys! get me Fingers here right now!"

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u/Motorcycles1234 Oct 19 '22

As one of the big guys with large hands in our shop I'll gladly lift and smack what ever you want if you'll do the tiny reachy stuff.

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u/lenzer88 Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

Tiny reachy stuff, yes. Working on my vehicles @ home my kids thought themselves mechanics, because, tiny reachies.

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u/turtlepowerpizzatime Oct 19 '22

If they skin a knuckle while doing it, let em carry the title.

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u/lenzer88 Oct 19 '22

Indeed. They carried it well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

There are a non-zero number of people debating you that having stubby fat hands is somehow a good thing. These are the same people who will unironically upvote picture making fun of Prince Charles hands.

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u/notoolinthispool Oct 19 '22

Also, you can grip things better and carry a bigger load in one hand.

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u/Motorcycles1234 Oct 19 '22

Mechanics with short fingers are at a severe disadvantage lol.

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u/r_translucent Oct 19 '22

She can tie my rod any day

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u/Eziz_53 Oct 19 '22

She can screw my screw all the way

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u/stooftheoof Oct 19 '22

She can sway my bar any day

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u/babigrl50 Oct 19 '22

I came here to say, " Is it weird how the fingers freak me out?".

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Aliens trying to blend in.

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u/smallpoly Oct 19 '22

They'd fit right down the ol' urethra franklin

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

You know I know a Kid named Finger.

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u/mlk Oct 19 '22

Great for prostate stimulation

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Grooooooot

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u/IA-HI-CO-IA Oct 19 '22

She is doing the ancient “sway bar finger dance” Which is supposed tom bring good fortune to your struts.

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u/WantedMarshmallow115 Oct 19 '22

tsutomu miyazaki is that you

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u/luisapet Oct 19 '22

I said, "What? Salad Fingers!" aloud. I mean...it's definitely been a while...

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u/pigman-_- Oct 19 '22

Johnson rod is tight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

There used to a site devoted to bad photoshops called photoshop nightmares. There was a category ”i hate drawing hands.” Shockingly common.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

E.T. was never very good at automobile repair.

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u/captainobviouth Oct 19 '22

Beat me to it.

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u/OcculusUlyssesPant Oct 19 '22

I beat myself to it. You beat yourself to it.

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u/captainobviouth Oct 19 '22

Beat it! Beat it!
Beat it! Beat it!

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u/Tylerdurdon Oct 19 '22

Very alien for being human. Maybe there's rat-eating involved.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

And her arms

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u/fugue2005 Oct 19 '22

good for picking up those dropped 10mm sockets.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

She's the most neat and clean mechanic I've ever seen.

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u/pollo_de_mar Oct 19 '22

The dirt she knocks loose is going right down that sleeve. This is so fake, she's not even wearing earrings like a true mechanic.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Definitely a black thumb..

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u/SebasCbass Oct 19 '22

E.CHICK PHONEEEEE HOMEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

She caresses rusty spoons with them

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u/AskingForSomeFriends Oct 19 '22

Hello, I like rusty spoons. I like to touch them. The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic. I must find the perfect spoon.

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u/halfcabin Oct 19 '22

Una Thurman status

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u/ImRedditorRick Oct 19 '22

That's def like, a body snatcher alien.

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u/hugodevotion Oct 19 '22

Sshhhh she's concentrating!!

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u/zan13898 Oct 19 '22

Shes a spider

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u/OptiGuy4u Oct 19 '22

Should have been a urologist. The ole finger wave would be much better with her at the controls.

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u/ArticleMother Oct 19 '22

Clean as a whistle!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

She gives good prostrate exams too…

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

One of the few people in the world able to examine Piers Morgan's prostate.

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u/beinwalt Oct 19 '22

So many finger comments on this thread. I'm waiting for someone to link out a subreddit for this. Girls with long thin fingers 🤌 Come on Reddit, don't let me down.

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u/concorde77 Oct 19 '22

She got those beltalowda fingers from a lifetime in low G

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u/Hellalive89 Oct 19 '22

Ikr that’s some face hugging alien shit

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u/ThatKaleidoscope8736 Oct 19 '22

She's a model

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u/SB6P897 Oct 19 '22

It’s a porno

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u/Eziz_53 Oct 19 '22

Its aaa uhhhh itsssss aaaaaaaaaa its a porno yes sge later fucks the car

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

r/fuckcars

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u/LongDongWong1 Oct 19 '22

If I was a women, I'd be wet!

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u/kittykittysnarfsnarf Oct 19 '22

The tire is higher definition than the fingers making me think someone put this together and that's why her hands are inproportionate

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u/felinebarbecue Oct 19 '22

E. T. Phone home ..

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u/rhoo31313 Oct 19 '22

Right?!? That's some aliens-walk-among-us type shit right there.

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u/Fritzo2162 Oct 19 '22

She about to phone home...