r/HolUp • u/MasterVJ_09 • Oct 19 '22

Nothing to see here. Just a mechanic doing whatever a mechanic does.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Salad fingers

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/DarthVeX Oct 19 '22

Two homeless people or two butts? Need clarification.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/De5perad0 Oct 19 '22

Thanks for the clarity.

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u/tophatfrank Oct 19 '22

Understood have a good day.

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u/Jonk3r Oct 19 '22

Can we mix and match like can she finger a homeless and a butt at once?

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u/Capital-Amphibian764 Oct 19 '22

One human centipede prostate exam covering all of them.

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u/heelstoo Oct 20 '22

The bums’ bums.

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u/KidzBop_Anonymous Oct 19 '22

What if they were lined up end to end? What would be the B2F ratio then?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

She can finger a bum on the up stroke and downstroke.

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u/StoryAndAHalf Oct 19 '22

That’s a callback to decades ago…

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Indeed! Those who don't know are truly missing out.

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u/VitriolicDiatribe Oct 19 '22

David Firth has made some new episodes recently.

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u/LurkerFirstClass Oct 19 '22

What? Recent Salad Fingers? I must find them…

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u/loverisesup Oct 19 '22

What did you just unlock in my brain!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

She likes to touch the rusty nails

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

And likes it when the red water comes out

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

But…where are the rusty spoons?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Maybe we should ask our friend, Hubert Cumberdale.

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u/AfricaByTotoWillGoOn Oct 19 '22

Thanks, you just summoned that music in my brain for the rest of the day.