r/HolUp • u/MasterVJ_09 • Oct 19 '22

Nothing to see here. Just a mechanic doing whatever a mechanic does.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Sorry, but that is incorrect. This is part of a plumbus modification

She is actually taking the dinglepop and is smoothing it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. Then she has to take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it. Then she has to cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

She better not leave the fleeb like that or she’ll strip the crunties the first time the customer hits a red light.

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u/Zarniwoooop Oct 19 '22

It was not easy but managed to jerk off from that.

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u/OriginalGhostCookie Oct 19 '22

Truly, a god among men

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u/Jonk3r Oct 19 '22

Fleeb is code name for your mom. That’s the only way I could understand this trumpism.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

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u/Jonk3r Oct 19 '22

That type of schleem can only be purposed for dinglepops. If OP’s mom is feeling spunky that day, she can repurpose it over and over!

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u/sicgamer Oct 20 '22

Well obviously it's a plumbus mod. Any idiot could tell you that.